Thu Feb 29 11:54:15 1996
Name:
A: stimpy
Email:
A: stimpy@k2.kirtland.cc.mi.us
Home Page:
A: http://www.kirtland.cc.mi.us/stimpy
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Cleansing foods - apples, breads, pasta, WATER
What is your biggest flaw?
A: indecisiveness, I guess.
3 favorite authors
A: William Gibson, any paperback sci-fi schlep
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: not having to justify the means to the end. i.e..
not worrying about anything I don't want to worry about.
Actually attaining that level is somewhat difficult, unless you have
no moral restrictions.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: vaginal odor
What is your favorite animal?
A: cats
Describe it.
A: clean, smaller versions of the large deadly cats
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: hopefully first date
Jump her?
A: week or two
Dump her?
A: If she's a dork: ASAP. If not....who knows
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: anything except coke or crack
When?
A: anytime I feel.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Fettuccine Alfredo, red stew with wine
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant, conditioner, does patchouli count?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: bb gun wars
as a college student?
A: Burning Man
as a working stiff?
A: Burning Man
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: An Eggplant (the color is so rich)
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know you.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: If she was a dork, I'd just leave. If not..I would stay with her the rest
of the night..but store that information for future use. =)
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Experimentation. I have a very good baseline of stability.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Burger King Whopper
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: I'm envious of multiple orgasms. Guess it's not a problem.
...all men have?
A: inadequate attention span. This is getting boring.
...with our society?
A: Dittoheads. Everyone is force-fed crap by media..and they
love it.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: plants don't shit on the floor
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: new tires for the GTO
The second?
A: gas
The last?
A: another lotto ticket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my friends
How do people describe you?
A: Warf, from Star Trek.
How do you describe yourself?
A: inadequate on every other tuesday, but otherwise, pretty cool.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: HotRod, Wired, Journal of Physics
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my old combat boots
Additional Comments
A: ehhh I get sinus headaches and they make my grumpy