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Thu Feb 29 21:26:12 1996

Name:
A: gator

Email:
A: jhammon@s-cwis.unomaha.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: to fulfill my savage desire for sex

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my temper

3 favorite authors
A: Hemingway Poe Reimer

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness love natural inhibition (not all in that order)

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: school, it fucks me up all the time

What is your favorite animal?
A: Panther
Describe it.
A: Long sleek black lines that move through the night without a sound

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 3 months
Jump her?
A: 6 months
Dump her?
A: whenever she wants, its her call

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Lasagna, chicken tortellini, anything that involves a microwave after those two

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, cologne, deodorant, aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stole my mom's truck and drove to california to see my cousin, I got busted too.
as a college student?
A: showed up for class
as a working stiff?
A:

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a cantaloupe, women always fondle them at the store
If I were, what would I be?
A: a kiwi fruit, they are hairy and ugly on the outside but sweet and tasty on the inside

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: let her talk but ask what he wanted after the party I wouldnt make a scene in front of everyone and embarrass her

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: putting a man on the moon.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: what to wear and what they look good in

...all men have?
A: our hair

...with our society?
A: we are too materialistic

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: plants dont move (good answer, very deep)

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: something beautiful for the woman of my dreams

The second?
A: a house

The last?
A: stock in Berkshire Hathaway

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my father

How do people describe you?
A: HA HA! As a funny, doesnt take life too seriously kinda guy

How do you describe yourself?
A: as a concerned about others always wanting to help kinda guy

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Rolling Stone, Spin, Consumer Reports

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Airwalk GTO

Additional Comments
A: check me out, Im a Disc Jockey, er!? Im not poor either.


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