Thu Feb 29 21:26:12 1996
Name:
A: gator
Email:
A: jhammon@s-cwis.unomaha.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: to fulfill my savage desire for sex
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my temper
3 favorite authors
A:
Hemingway
Poe
Reimer
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness
love
natural inhibition
(not all in that order)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: school, it fucks me up all the time
What is your favorite animal?
A: Panther
Describe it.
A: Long sleek black lines that move through the night without a sound
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 3 months
Jump her?
A: 6 months
Dump her?
A: whenever she wants, its her call
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Lasagna, chicken tortellini, anything that involves a microwave after those two
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, cologne, deodorant, aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stole my mom's truck and drove to california to see my cousin, I got busted too.
as a college student?
A: showed up for class
as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a cantaloupe, women always fondle them at the store
If I were, what would I be?
A: a kiwi fruit, they are hairy and ugly on the outside but sweet and tasty on the inside
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: let her talk but ask what he wanted after the party
I wouldnt make a scene in front of everyone and embarrass her
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: putting a man on the moon.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: what to wear and what they look good in
...all men have?
A: our hair
...with our society?
A: we are too materialistic
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: plants dont move (good answer, very deep)
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: something beautiful for the woman of my dreams
The second?
A: a house
The last?
A: stock in Berkshire Hathaway
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my father
How do people describe you?
A: HA HA! As a funny, doesnt take life too seriously kinda guy
How do you describe yourself?
A: as a concerned about others always wanting to help kinda guy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Rolling Stone, Spin, Consumer Reports
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Airwalk GTO
Additional Comments
A: check me out, Im a Disc Jockey, er!? Im not poor either.