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Mon Mar 4 15:34:53 1996

A: Timur (14" Idealist) Snoke

A: timur@vt.edu

Home Page:
A: http://sfbox.vt.edu:10021/T/timur/

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: sexy and/or bonded

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Generally good, I believe in the two primary food groups; crunchy and soggy. You must have enough crunchy in your life for it to be interesting and enough soggy so as to do no damage...

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Letting you go the first time...

3 favorite authors
A: Myself first and foremost, Octavia Butler, Sherry S. Tepper, Marge Piercy

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Macaroni and Cheese made from scratch, and the time to make it...

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Letting you go the first time...

What is your favorite animal?
A: Ann
Describe it.
A: You gotta look fast because she is faster, tall, lithe, dark, and gracious...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I don't know Ann, how long has it been since we met?
Jump her?
A: I don't close doors merely present opportunities...
Dump her?
A: I don't close doors merely present opportunities...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Ten, and I was all of it...
Had sex
A: Ten, and I was all over it...
Smoked Pot?
A: Ten, and I am still recovering from that party...

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: Methadone, Prozack, Dopamine, Estrogen

A: Right now, can't you see how completely frazzled I am...

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: We did...
Who cooked?
A: We did...
Who cleaned?
A: We did...

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I make a mean Chicken Kiev, an outragious General Tso's, and some pretty mean Bru-gogie

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes, it was great in an omlette at the Waffle Hauz

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: You were there...
as a college student?
A: I'll tell you when its over, I'm still there...
as a working stiff?
A: Wait, I'm not there yet...

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A Giraffe
If I were, what would I be?
A: Snow Monkey Plum Tea

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: What I do at every party, try to take over the world...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes


Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: self inspection proctological exams that do not use a natural light source

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?

...all men have?

...with our society?

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: tastier w/bbq sauce

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a toothbrush

The second?
A: 617427 others

The last?
A: some toothpaste

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my two foot penis

How do people describe you?
A: They can't.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Dull.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Vanity Fair and Harper's Bazar

What are your favorite shoes?
A: The ones you used to walk all over me with, do it again...

Additional Comments
A: If you know me, LOVE ME... Nope, nothing special down here, Mrs. (or Mr.) Manic Person

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