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Wed Mar 6 23:33:12 1996

A: Paul Cox (long-time-no-talk, yes?)

A: paulcox@marlboro.edu

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: I would prefer it to be chained.

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: 1) I feel about food with my hands (although sometimes I use my toes). 2) Because I die if I don't.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Eating meat and liking it.

3 favorite authors
A: Structuralism is dead, dammit, dead!

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Developing a philosophy. Realizing a dream. Getting Revenge.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Repeatedly giving my honest opinion.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Carl Carter
Describe it.
A: Nasty black man with evil humour

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: You have to know her?
Jump her?
A: Until the honeymoon.
Dump her?
A: Until the honeymoon.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 21
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 6

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: Helium.

A: Whenever.

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Dad did.
Who cooked?
A: Mom did.
Who cleaned?
A: I did.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: bacon, hamster, and jello.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes, I have sniffed all of the above.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Jumped out of a moving car.
as a college student?
A: Jumped out of a moving building (I was on shrooms).
as a working stiff?
A: Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane (I hate the Army).

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Cucumber.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Snow peas.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Stop looking in the mirror.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: I joined the Army, didn't I?

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Blow-pops.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Men.

...all men have?
A: Women.

...with our society?
A: Men and Women.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: They're harder to shoot.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I would buy you a house.

The second?
A: I would buy you a car.

The last?
A: A McDonald's Franchise.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Michael Jackson.

How do people describe you?
A: Big. No, really big.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart. No, really smart.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: The Economist.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Tie-dyed jungle boots.

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