Wed Mar 6 23:33:12 1996
A: Paul Cox (long-time-no-talk, yes?)
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: I would prefer it to be chained.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: 1) I feel about food with my hands (although sometimes I use
2) Because I die if I don't.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Eating meat and liking it.
3 favorite authors
A: Structuralism is dead, dammit, dead!
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Developing a philosophy. Realizing a dream. Getting Revenge.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Repeatedly giving my honest opinion.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Carl Carter
A: Nasty black man with evil humour
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: You have to know her?
A: Until the honeymoon.
A: Until the honeymoon.
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Dad did.
A: Mom did.
A: I did.
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: bacon, hamster, and jello.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes, I have sniffed all of the above.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Jumped out of a moving car.
as a college student?
A: Jumped out of a moving building (I was on shrooms).
as a working stiff?
A: Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane (I hate the Army).
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: Snow peas.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Stop looking in the mirror.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: I joined the Army, didn't I?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
...with our society?
A: Men and Women.
Which do you prefer:
A: They're harder to shoot.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I would buy you a house.
A: I would buy you a car.
A: A McDonald's Franchise.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Michael Jackson.
How do people describe you?
A: Big. No, really big.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart. No, really smart.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: The Economist.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Tie-dyed jungle boots.