Fri Mar 8 20:00:59 1996
Name:
A: D
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: a.) Food is good. b.) Food is good.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Chronic liar. Well, no not really.
3 favorite authors
A: Peter David, Guy Kawasaki, and Billy Shakespeare. Not in that order.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Surviving The Buckley School. If you know what its, then you know what I'm talking about. If you don't know, consider yourself lucky.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: You actually expect me to choose only one?
What is your favorite animal?
A: Moo-Cow
Describe it.
A: Black and white. Big. Says "moo" a lot.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends on how the first date goes.
Jump her?
A: Depends on how the first date goes.
Dump her?
A: Is this a trick question?
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Does breast feeding count? Probably not...
Had sex
A: I've always had it. Just need to share it a bit more.
Smoked Pot?
A: Nope. My owner's guide warns against it.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I do that.. and am in school...
Who cooked?
A: I can do that too...
Who cleaned?
A: I'm think I can... but few agree with me.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Chocolate Souffle. Yeah it makes a big mess and takes 2 hours... but.. its goooooood.....
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Cologne..yup...aftershave.. yup... zitcream...not recently.. deadorant...yup... hey.. I gotta go shopping...
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Launched a rocket with a camera on it behind the Federal Building in West L.A.
as a college student?
A: Convinced them to accept me... well.. no actually.. that's the craziest thing admissions ever did...
as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I'd be ready to eat.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Ummm... ready to eat?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Walk over to her and ask her how her appt. went with the Doctor.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Jewish mother.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Eniac. Without it, there would be no "Application to Date Sonic"
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Women have no problems. Men are too stupid to realize this.
...all men have?
A: Men are too dim compared to women.
...with our society?
A: Select portions of the global society still condone Dwarf tossing. Without commerical endorsements.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: You ever trying walking a plant?
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Socks. Hey.. I'm running low...
The second?
A: An Acura NSX-T
The last?
A: Spam.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My Dad.
How do people describe you?
A: "God, that guy is smart... and good looking..."
How do you describe yourself?
A: Funny... but.. dorky at times...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: All the computer related crap
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Reebok cross-trainers. They've been everywhere.
Additional Comments
A: None yet... I'll be sending you my Application to Date D. :-)