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A: emmy

A: mwilks1@rachel.chatham.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is interesting and really much better when someone else makes it for you. Its nice to eat at least once a day. And college cafeteria food sucks.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: insecurity

3 favorite authors
A: H.P. Lovecraft, Nathaniel Hawthorne, trashy romance novels

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love and happiness and the ability to say that without sounding like an aging flower child

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: being hopelessly romantic

What is your favorite animal?
A: tapir
Describe it.
A: a cross between a pig and an anteater

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one minute to 2 years
Jump her?
A: three minutes to 2 years
Dump her?
A: however long it takes before they are making bizarre phone calls at 3 in the morning to proclaim drunken everlasting luv

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 19

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: marijuana

A: whenever people decide to trust me not to narc on them

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: macaroni and cheese and anything that can be microwaved

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything except aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got caught by a police officer necking with my s.o. and took off in a high speed chase. wrecked the car. wound up in the hospital for a broken back with no underwear on and my mother in the dressing room with me.
as a college student?
A: everything i do is crazy
as a working stiff?
A: haven't made it there yet

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: whatever you felt like being

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: absolutely nothing, because i wouldn't notice, due to preoccupation with whatever person i was talking to at the moment

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: i am a college student, i go to a womans college with 600 other girls, resulting in a consistent balance of PMS, after dealing with not only my own idiosyncrasies but trying to understand everyone elses madness, i would hope that i'd never experience anything more insane

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: spacebar

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: either relentless insecurity or arrogance

...all men have?
A: a penis

...with our society?
A: a lack of openness and trust

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: they are often cuddly

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plane ticket to S.F.

The second?
A: a new wardrobe

The last?
A: lotsa romance novels

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mommy

How do people describe you?
A: crazy, weird, open, caring, uninhibited, cute

How do you describe yourself?
A: unusual, insane, a warm and loving person

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No


What are your favorite shoes?
A: my docs or my birks

Additional Comments
A: i wanna date sonic!

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