Sun Mar 10 12:41:05 1996
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is interesting and really much better when someone else makes it for you. Its nice to eat at least once a day. And college cafeteria food sucks.
What is your biggest flaw?
3 favorite authors
A: H.P. Lovecraft, Nathaniel Hawthorne, trashy romance novels
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love and happiness and the ability to say that without sounding like an aging flower child
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: being hopelessly romantic
What is your favorite animal?
A: a cross between a pig and an anteater
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one minute to 2 years
A: three minutes to 2 years
A: however long it takes before they are making bizarre phone calls at 3 in the morning to proclaim drunken everlasting luv
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: whenever people decide to trust me not to narc on them
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: macaroni and cheese and anything that can be microwaved
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything except aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got caught by a police officer necking with my s.o. and took off in a high speed chase. wrecked the car. wound up in the hospital for a broken back with no underwear on and my mother in the dressing room with me.
as a college student?
A: everything i do is crazy
as a working stiff?
A: haven't made it there yet
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: whatever you felt like being
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: absolutely nothing, because i wouldn't notice, due to preoccupation with whatever person i was talking to at the moment
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: i am a college student, i go to a womans college with 600 other girls, resulting in a consistent balance of PMS, after dealing with not only my own idiosyncrasies but trying to understand everyone elses madness, i would hope that i'd never experience anything more insane
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: either relentless insecurity or arrogance
...all men have?
A: a penis
...with our society?
A: a lack of openness and trust
Which do you prefer:
A: they are often cuddly
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plane ticket to S.F.
A: a new wardrobe
A: lotsa romance novels
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mommy
How do people describe you?
A: crazy, weird, open, caring, uninhibited, cute
How do you describe yourself?
A: unusual, insane, a warm and loving person
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my docs or my birks
A: i wanna date sonic!