Sun Mar 10 12:41:05 1996
Name:
A: emmy
Email:
A: mwilks1@rachel.chatham.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is interesting and really much better when someone else makes it for you. Its nice to eat at least once a day. And college cafeteria food sucks.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: insecurity
3 favorite authors
A: H.P. Lovecraft, Nathaniel Hawthorne, trashy romance novels
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love and happiness and the ability to say that without sounding like an aging flower child
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: being hopelessly romantic
What is your favorite animal?
A: tapir
Describe it.
A: a cross between a pig and an anteater
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one minute to 2 years
Jump her?
A: three minutes to 2 years
Dump her?
A: however long it takes before they are making bizarre phone calls at 3 in the morning to proclaim drunken everlasting luv
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: marijuana
When?
A: whenever people decide to trust me not to narc on them
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: macaroni and cheese and anything that can be microwaved
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything except aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got caught by a police officer necking with my s.o. and took off in a high speed chase. wrecked the car. wound up in the hospital for a broken back with no underwear on and my mother in the dressing room with me.
as a college student?
A: everything i do is crazy
as a working stiff?
A: haven't made it there yet
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: whatever you felt like being
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: absolutely nothing, because i wouldn't notice, due to preoccupation with whatever person i was talking to at the moment
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i am a college student, i go to a womans college with 600 other girls, resulting in a consistent balance of PMS, after dealing with not only my own idiosyncrasies but trying to understand everyone elses madness, i would hope that i'd never experience anything more insane
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: spacebar
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: either relentless insecurity or arrogance
...all men have?
A: a penis
...with our society?
A: a lack of openness and trust
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they are often cuddly
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plane ticket to S.F.
The second?
A: a new wardrobe
The last?
A: lotsa romance novels
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mommy
How do people describe you?
A: crazy, weird, open, caring, uninhibited, cute
How do you describe yourself?
A: unusual, insane, a warm and loving person
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my docs or my birks
Additional Comments
A: i wanna date sonic!