Thu Mar 14 8:25:38 1996
Name:
A: charlie
Email:
A: cloverme@jlc.net
Home Page:
A: http://www.jlc.net/~cloverme
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food in america is a bore
i eat so i won't starve to death
What is your biggest flaw?
A: temptation
3 favorite authors
A: mishima, kawabata, mcLuhan
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: if your happy then what else matters?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: catholic guilt
What is your favorite animal?
A: elephant
Describe it.
A: gentle giant
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: as soon a possible
Jump her?
A: guys don't make that decsion unless you want to go to jail
Dump her?
A: dump-nah-we can still be friends
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: what do you have?
When?
A: whenver
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: spaghetti sauce, microwave popcorn
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant-i don't like smelling like a pig
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: listened to my parents
as a college student?
A: burnt down a security shack
as a working stiff?
A: getting thrown out of sicily
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: why an apple of course
If I were, what would I be?
A: neither- you would be eve
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing, relationships need to be built on trust
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: aren't we all just a little off center at times?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: TV
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: stressing over their weight
...all men have?
A: stressing over their hair
...with our society?
A: stressing over money
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: can't smoke an animal
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: hell i pay off my divorce lawyer
The second?
A: pay off MC, Visa, Discover
The last?
A: i hear there is a really good dollar store ate the mall
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: bill burke- he's a photographer, check him out
How do people describe you?
A: passive agressive
How do you describe yourself?
A: an intellectual
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: all the free digital/internet ones, wired, national geographic, new republic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: two dollar israeli desert boots
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