Thu Mar 14 18:15:34 1996
Name:
A: Mike
Email:
A: nanook@sonic.net
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel pretty good about it. Hunger pains tend to get bothersome after a while.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Very short memory
3 favorite authors
A: Brian Lumley, Hunter S. Thompson, H.P. Lovecraft
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: To get up in the morning and produce something you're proud of.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Thinking I was college material
What is your favorite animal?
A: My boa Icarus
Describe it.
A: he's grey and red and really nice
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: sometimes it happens sometimes it don't
Jump her?
A: see above
Dump her?
A: whenever it starts to feel uninteresting
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: Anything I could get me greedy little hands on
When?
A: whenever I could get me greedy little hands on it
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Anything microwaveable, lasagna, fettuchini with alfredo sauce
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of em. i like to stay purty
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: move to Novato, Ca
as a college student?
A: move to Santa Rosa, Ca
as a working stiff?
A: dunno
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a caesar salad
If I were, what would I be?
A: don't know you well enough
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: try to listen and talk to someone else at the same time
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: My doctors have been trying to convince me for years, but I don't believe it. It's a lot more fun to be someone other than yourself anyway.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: snow lifts
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: too self-concious?
...all men have?
A: an ego?
...with our society?
A: not enough people taking the initiate (I like that word) and thinking for themselves.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: plants don't respond to anything I tell them.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: house in Tahoe
The second?
A: new snowboard
The last?
A: plane tickets
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: moms is great
How do people describe you?
A: They try not to.
How do you describe yourself?
A: I try not to, but when needed I just make up something
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: music mags and TWS
What are your favorite shoes?
A: snowboard boots
Additional Comments
A: I should answer one of these everyday. Never had such a worhtwhile introspective moment before.