webshite/applications submitted

Thu Mar 14 21:28:02 1996

Name:
A: drbert

Email:
A: drbert@www.feist.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.feist.com/~drbert

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: yes

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: FEEL about food? first i touch lightly then maybe i'll get rough but only if the food asks, says something like whydoyoueat? so I can smoke a cigarette to get the food afterglow taste out of my mouth.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: well, I call it a Juggernaut

3 favorite authors
A: stafford, william; brautigan, richard; duhcantthink, dr

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: maybe a scruffy, rag carpet that's not just a rug but a magic ride

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: thinkin creativity wud cum 2 me in here

What is your favorite animal?
A: human
Describe it.
A: fits nicely around me -- breathable

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: cheek peck=1min//lips=2min//soul=4life
Jump her?
A: outside=1day//inside=1day//bed=everyday
Dump her?
A: mymind=b4//hermind=after//yrmind=never

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: just after i was a tadpole/i mean frog
Had sex
A: pubescence
Smoked Pot?
A: pubescence

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: ibuprofen

When?
A: after i get out the works

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: she/notme#both#notme#both#nother#me
Who cooked?
A: she had cajun down -- blackened evrythng
Who cleaned?
A: she had clean down -- cleaned evrything

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: o butt fryer for whom am i cooking? Best: breakfast/vegan or meat

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deo do rant cause it's the nervy, funky stuff sometimes whew!!

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: grew up too fast
as a college student?
A: went soul searching
as a working stiff?
A: stiffed her @ work

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: veg
If I were, what would I be?
A: veg

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: think cool i've got a girlfriend

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: BS in the most lowly of all sciences, Psychology

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: transitor? semiconductor? hey! wait a minute, I was having fu

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: nurture

...all men have?
A: nature

...with our society?
A: no understanding for agrarian culture with no way to get back to it / no way to sustain a nomadic culture

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: cause it's this or that, can't really say, now is animals later??

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the moon

The second?
A: a star to hang it from

The last?
A: sky place for my star, my moon

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: soon to be Sonic?

How do people describe you?
A: you? you go girl get it got it going low go girl you go girl

How do you describe yourself?
A: you go girl, i mean give it a go, i'm now becoming testy, but trying to maintain some patience, it's almost over isn't it, it's almost over,

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A: n/a

What are your favorite shoes?
A: no fetish here/just kiddin i like . . . hey, this keeps going and going

Additional Comments
A: and going. but still, I'm thinking, I can submit this, sure I can, even though This has been quite the application -- i wanted to wax and maybe I should have, moreover, Do I get any kind of results from you for my submission? A score? A ranking? I mean, do you have a ranking system like 1 to 10 and you'll date only 6 thru 10s? 3 to 5s get a second chance to do the submission and are re-rated? maybe you let the 3 to 5 crowd, yes, crowd, you're somewhat picky aren't you, know more about yourself, so maybe they can try harder to present an aura in keystrokes, maybe even words If so, get something to me soon. why, because i've got submission remorse, I've got submission anxiety. if not, let me know would you, i hate worrying about this so. PS I Love You. Good-bye.


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