Thu Mar 14 21:28:02 1996
Name:
A: drbert
Email:
A: drbert@www.feist.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.feist.com/~drbert
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: yes
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: FEEL about food? first i touch lightly then maybe i'll get rough but only if the food asks, says something like
whydoyoueat? so I can smoke a cigarette to get the food afterglow taste out of my mouth.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: well, I call it a Juggernaut
3 favorite authors
A: stafford, william; brautigan, richard; duhcantthink, dr
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: maybe a scruffy, rag carpet that's not just a rug but a magic ride
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: thinkin creativity wud cum 2 me in here
What is your favorite animal?
A: human
Describe it.
A: fits nicely around me -- breathable
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: cheek peck=1min//lips=2min//soul=4life
Jump her?
A: outside=1day//inside=1day//bed=everyday
Dump her?
A: mymind=b4//hermind=after//yrmind=never
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: just after i was a tadpole/i mean frog
Had sex
A: pubescence
Smoked Pot?
A: pubescence
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: ibuprofen
When?
A: after i get out the works
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: she/notme#both#notme#both#nother#me
Who cooked?
A: she had cajun down -- blackened evrythng
Who cleaned?
A: she had clean down -- cleaned evrything
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: o butt fryer for whom am i cooking? Best: breakfast/vegan or meat
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deo do rant cause it's the nervy, funky stuff sometimes whew!!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: grew up too fast
as a college student?
A: went soul searching
as a working stiff?
A: stiffed her @ work
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: veg
If I were, what would I be?
A: veg
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: think cool i've got a girlfriend
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: BS in the most lowly of all sciences, Psychology
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: transitor? semiconductor? hey! wait a minute, I was having fu
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: nurture
...all men have?
A: nature
...with our society?
A: no understanding for agrarian culture with no way to get back to it / no way to sustain a nomadic culture
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: cause it's this or that, can't really say, now is animals later??
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the moon
The second?
A: a star to hang it from
The last?
A: sky place for my star, my moon
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: soon to be Sonic?
How do people describe you?
A: you? you go girl get it got it going low go girl you go girl
How do you describe yourself?
A: you go girl, i mean give it a go, i'm now becoming testy, but
trying to maintain some patience, it's almost over isn't it, it's
almost over,
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A: n/a
What are your favorite shoes?
A: no fetish here/just kiddin i like . . . hey, this keeps going and going
Additional Comments
A: and going.
but still, I'm thinking, I can submit this, sure I can, even though
This has been quite the application -- i wanted to wax
and maybe I should have, moreover,
Do I get any kind of results from you for my submission? A score? A ranking?
I mean, do you have a ranking system like 1 to 10 and you'll date
only 6 thru 10s? 3 to 5s get a second chance to do the submission and are re-rated?
maybe you let the 3 to 5 crowd, yes, crowd, you're somewhat picky aren't you, know more about yourself,
so maybe they can try harder to present an aura in keystrokes, maybe even words
If so, get something to me soon.
why, because i've got submission remorse,
I've got submission anxiety.
if not, let me know would you, i hate worrying about this so.
PS
I Love You. Good-bye.