Fri Mar 15 20:45:20 1996
Name:
A: Wade Harris
Email:
A: harrwade@cwis.isu.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel that food is very much misrepresented by not only itself , or is it themselves, but by people in general. I eat to support my existence in a purely physical way. Please do not think of me as cheap or shallow.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Being to caught up with my appearance.
3 favorite authors
A: Twain, Shakespeare, Several Native American writers
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being a good person to yourself and to others and not pretending that you are the only victim the world has ever seen.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: That when there is a crowd of people they are talking about me.
What is your favorite animal?
A: I am not sure I have one favorite.
Describe it.
A: Anything that is in the wild that can be seen.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends upon the mood. Shortest about 20 min. Longest 3 months.
Jump her?
A: Same night
Dump her?
A: That depends. Usually don't, let it slip away slowly.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: For real-where I wanted to-12
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: Never have.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: I said that I have never done drugs.
When?
A:
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: I did.
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Spagetti, Pancakes, Breads and cakes, Toast
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All of the above and afore mentioned
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Date my brother's girlfriend's mom, or get caught making out with my s.o. in the car and have the police shine the flash in the car.
as a college student?
A: Stage a pizza party the last day of regular class before finals.
as a working stiff?
A: Get a blow job on a stairwell in the motel where I bounced-it was after work.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Fruit-a Washington apple-they are the best.
If I were, what would I be?
A: What ever you thought would be best.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: More than likely walk up to the two and talk to them too. I would hold her hand or something else that let any and all know that she is with me.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I think that we are all insane to one extent or another.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The cure for diseases-Chicken Pox, and the like.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Insecurity, wanting to be dependant upon another.
...all men have?
A: Penis's, the idea that they can't cry or show other emotions.
...with our society?
A: The break down of the family, and government interference with our lives.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They are harder to kill.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A tailor made double breasted suit.
The second?
A: My house
The last?
A: A Mac, or give some away. Do you want any of it?
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My self
How do people describe you?
A: Very open, frank, funny, handsome, smart, sexual, a friend.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Trying to hard, nice, sexual, friendly, not smart.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Newsweek, Nat'l Geo.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Adidas Screw in cleats-Diadora's
Additional Comments
A: I hope that I am picked to date Sonic-I have never kissed a hedgehog.