Fri Mar 15 22:27:43 1996
Name:
A: Jonathan (aka:Jon) from Dover, NH
Email:
A: Yes I am, and you FeMail ?
Home Page:
A: www.dnh.mv.com/ipusers/burns
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: How bout PGP or DES Encrypted
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Seafood is Great.... Sea food eat it.. To Stay Alive...
What is your biggest flaw?
A: InterNet Addiction
3 favorite authors
A: Dilbert, John Irving, Guy Kawasaki-(The Macintosh Way)
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Station Wagon, dog, (2) kids, and happy marrige.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I have brain farts once in awhile...
What is your favorite animal?
A: One that doesn't eat, poop, or bark..
Describe it.
A: Dead
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: As soon as I know her first name
Jump her?
A: As soon as I know her last name
Dump her?
A: As soon as she gives me her number.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Coffee
When?
A: Morning, and sometimes late nite.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: We
Who cleaned?
A: Kids
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Flounder marinated in white wine with a leetal lemon juice.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes, but only as recommeded...
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Sold fireworks to an undercover police officer
as a college student?
A: Changed the default passwords on all Dec. Terminal Servers, and put all associated ports in a test pattern mode @ UNH.
as a working stiff?
A: Sold/Scalped all my extra Mac World Expo tickets I got for free from vendors. Made $350.00 in 6 mins.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Summer Squash - Taste great less filling.
If I were, what would I be?
A: A Radish - cuz they got zing..
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Ask him if I could borrow a few bucks...then take her out to dinner.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Yup, cuz its 1:04 AM EST and Im taking this survey...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Warning Label On Cigarette Boxes. - Next 50 yrs how to read it.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: malls
...all men have?
A: directions
...with our society?
A: AOL, Info-mercials, Lawyers, and lack of education.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: Animals need plants... Plants need only soil,water and sun.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Breakfast
The second?
A: Lunch
The last?
A: Dinner
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father, and my son.
How do people describe you?
A: 5' 11" 145 lbs, dk brown hair, and brown eyes.
How do you describe yourself?
A: 5' 11" 140 lbs, dk brown hair, and brown eyes.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: MacWeek
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Teva Sandels look a likes.
Additional Comments
A: Sometimes if you run real fast... your hat will fall off. Oh ya.. keep the faith...