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Tue Mar 19 0:29:56 1996

Name:
A: Josh Marshall

Email:
A: Romeo@inet1.inetworld.net

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: because it's there

What is your biggest flaw?
A: procratinator extrordinare

3 favorite authors
A: Whitman Frost Poe

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: quitting my job

What is your favorite animal?
A: Panther
Describe it.
A: Black, sleek, dark, fast, quiet, cat-like

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 2 hours
Jump her?
A: one month(2h10 if that's what she wants)
Dump her?
A: one year

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 16

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Just Marijuana

When?
A: habitually

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A:

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: No

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: Frozen stuff, but I cook home manicotti myself

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Joyrided in mom's car, snuck out, had sex while they where sleeping downstairs
as a college student?
A: not their yet, only 18
as a working stiff?
A: had sex in the deli section....

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Strawberry, because
If I were, what would I be?
A: Peaches, because I like to drink the juice

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Join in(not the fanatical jealous type)

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Cure for Polio by Jonas Salk, then ENIAC's invention

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Women don't have any major flaws

...all men have?
A: Manipulative, too much ego, no respect for women

...with our society?
A: Wars, the inability to comprimise

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Give us the air we breathe and brighten our surroundings

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A:

The second?
A:

The last?
A:

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Whitman

How do people describe you?
A: Dark, but loving

How do you describe yourself?
A:

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Wired, PS, Macuser, Macworld

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Airwalks

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A:


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