Wed Mar 20 18:44:47 1996
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: linked and blinking
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: yummy! at least the vegitables are ... i cook good stuff so i can consume
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i am a frustrated extrovert who hates most people
3 favorite authors
A: Herman Hesse, Frank Herbert, Joseph Heller
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness. good friends, good sex, good music, and a net connection - oh yeah, eternal fame as the best physicist who ever lived would be cool
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: nobody seems to talk to be when i am being antisocial, the fuckers
What is your favorite animal?
A: african pygmy hedgehogs
Describe it.
A: little, cute things that have tiny little teeth and quills like a porcupine
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week or so - i finally can't take it anymore
Jump her?
A: a week or so, util she gets tired and jumps me
Dump her?
A: months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: sixteen (too bad she had a boyfriend)
Had sex
A: seventeen (she was 19 - score)
Smoked Pot?
A: fifteen (zoiks)
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: ethanol and similar wussy drugs
When?
A: parties - nothing like a good party
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me, sorta, i grad school work, oh sure its a 80 hour a week job, but i don't really get paid for my work
Who cooked?
A: me, i am particular about when i stick in my body, i cook like a chemist ... where are those graduate cylinders ....
Who cleaned?
A: me, whenever company comes over
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Indian food: so far I make a passable rice dish and dal (and as a plus peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches, yummy!)
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant, conditioner, hair dye, black nail polish, eyeliner - only on club nights
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stuff i am not going to put here (paranoid, they're watching me I know), hhhhhm, well here is a mundane thing: I was driving along in my datsun 210 with some friends and then all of a sudden one said turn now! i missed the road, because I was doing 70 or so, thus I janked the e-brake and cranked the wheel and pulled off a lovely bootlegger reverse (just like the movies). We had so much fun that we did it several more times.
as a college student?
A: if they ever find out, i will get killed; but it had to do with a small nuclear reactor (if only you knew i was serious)
as a working stiff?
A: i haven't really done that work thing yet, me and real work do not get along.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: vegitable - indian corn, so pretty and nobody eats it
If I were, what would I be?
A: vegitable - a beautiful broccoli
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing (maybe be a *little* jealous) but nothing. it was probably nothing, and if it turned out to be something later ... well then i can kill the fucker at my leasure ... heh heh, just joking (cha-chung, click, click)
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i like to crawl inside people's brains. there are some wierd people out ther. they are all my friends.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: niobium jewerly
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: if they like me and I like them, they must be my best friends
...all men have?
A: few have truely broke with social norms and tried to understand feelings in a positive way, emotions are beautiful
...with our society?
A: we have the highest standard of living in the world, and we still have people on the street begging for money. the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer, and i still have not found a way to join the rich people yet and i am scared to death of being one of the poor. i refuse to have my destiny shaped by another person. as long as i can keep power over the rich by practicing science, i will continue to be a scientist.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: the can play
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: plane ticket to Eqypt
The second?
A: harley davidson motorcyle
The last?
A: a ticket to see Boyz2Men
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Mr. Jackson (my high school literature teacher)
How do people describe you?
A: quiet, smart, nice, damn he wears a long of black, just a little off his rocker
How do you describe yourself?
A: extroverted without an outlet, in need of a goal, existentialist (is that the answer?), wanna-be-techno-junkie
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: science, skeptical inquirer
What are your favorite shoes?
A: steel toe marine corp issue combat boots
Additional Comments
A: hmmm, great fun filling out your little form. no back to work ... no ... ack, .... not the whip (sound of leather on flesh) hmmm was that kinky? nope that is grad school. later babe.