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Thu Mar 28 14:13:39 1996

A: Mark "Embryo" Brotherton

A: mbrother@infinite.net

Home Page:
A: www.logicdesign.com/mab/two.html

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food disturbs me. Well, most everything disturbs me. But food especially as it, well, get transmuted into odd foul-smelling stuff inside me. VERY disturbing! But I eat 'cause I get hungry.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: My fear of food.

3 favorite authors
A: Neil Stephenson Donna Tartt Tom Robbins

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness within, happiness with others.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My passion for CGI forms keeps me from thinking straight.

What is your favorite animal?
A: A Dog!!!!!!
Describe it.
A: Smart, slavish, fun, big, yellow, different...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few meetings, usually a few weeks...
Jump her?
A: 3 or 4 hours...
Dump her?
A: I usually grow codependant within four or five minutes and despereately hold onto her long after she's dumped me.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 18

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: Various and sundry mind-altering foods.

A: Whenever.

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Soups (reduce reduce reduce), breakfast food (ask me about my special scrambled eggs--now with 10 % more of everything.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse, cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream, gel, hairspray

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running away from home.
as a college student?
A: There was that whole road trip accross the diag thing, but it is only dimly remembered.
as a working stiff?
A: Nabbed severl thousands of dollars of shit on my way out the door...if I told you more someone would have to shoot me.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A fruit...
If I were, what would I be?
A: A fruit...

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Wander up and join the conversation...then pimp smack the dunderhead...but only if my girf asked me to.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: Been there, done that...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Phibre Optix

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Men

...all men have?
A: Women

...with our society?
A: Greed

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: I like more life in my life...

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A shit kickin' SGI box...

The second?
A: A plane tix to Europe fer me and my hun...

The last?
A: A box o' smokes...

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me.

How do people describe you?
A: Funny, animated, smart, engaging, wierd, and a witty raconteur.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart, funny, engaging and a witty raconteur.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Wired, Java Report, Spin, Rolling Stone, CommArts

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Chucks (low-top, black)

Additional Comments
A: It was fab meeting ya Sonic at TND. Thanks fer the flyer.

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