Thu Mar 28 14:13:39 1996
A: Mark "Embryo" Brotherton
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food disturbs me. Well, most everything disturbs me. But food especially as it, well, get transmuted into odd foul-smelling stuff inside me. VERY disturbing! But I eat 'cause I get hungry.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My fear of food.
3 favorite authors
A: Neil Stephenson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness within, happiness with others.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My passion for CGI forms keeps me from thinking straight.
What is your favorite animal?
A: A Dog!!!!!!
A: Smart, slavish, fun, big, yellow, different...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few meetings, usually a few weeks...
A: 3 or 4 hours...
A: I usually grow codependant within four or five minutes and despereately hold onto her long after she's dumped me.
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Various and sundry mind-altering foods.
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Soups (reduce reduce reduce), breakfast food (ask me about my special scrambled eggs--now with 10 % more of everything.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse, cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream, gel, hairspray
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running away from home.
as a college student?
A: There was that whole road trip accross the diag thing, but it is only dimly remembered.
as a working stiff?
A: Nabbed severl thousands of dollars of shit on my way out the door...if I told you more someone would have to shoot me.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A fruit...
If I were, what would I be?
A: A fruit...
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Wander up and join the conversation...then pimp smack the dunderhead...but only if my girf asked me to.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Been there, done that...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Phibre Optix
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
...with our society?
Which do you prefer:
A: I like more life in my life...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A shit kickin' SGI box...
A: A plane tix to Europe fer me and my hun...
A: A box o' smokes...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
How do people describe you?
A: Funny, animated, smart, engaging, wierd, and a witty raconteur.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart, funny, engaging and a witty raconteur.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Wired, Java Report, Spin, Rolling Stone, CommArts
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Chucks (low-top, black)
A: It was fab meeting ya Sonic at TND. Thanks fer the flyer.