Thu Mar 28 14:13:39 1996
Name:
A: Mark "Embryo" Brotherton
Email:
A: mbrother@infinite.net
Home Page:
A: www.logicdesign.com/mab/two.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food disturbs me. Well, most everything disturbs me. But food especially as it, well, get transmuted into odd foul-smelling stuff inside me. VERY disturbing! But I eat 'cause I get hungry.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My fear of food.
3 favorite authors
A: Neil Stephenson
Donna Tartt
Tom Robbins
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness within, happiness with others.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My passion for CGI forms keeps me from thinking straight.
What is your favorite animal?
A: A Dog!!!!!!
Describe it.
A: Smart, slavish, fun, big, yellow, different...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few meetings, usually a few weeks...
Jump her?
A: 3 or 4 hours...
Dump her?
A: I usually grow codependant within four or five minutes and despereately hold onto her long after she's dumped me.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Various and sundry mind-altering foods.
When?
A: Whenever.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Soups (reduce reduce reduce), breakfast food (ask me about my special scrambled eggs--now with 10 % more of everything.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse, cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream, gel, hairspray
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running away from home.
as a college student?
A: There was that whole road trip accross the diag thing, but it is only dimly remembered.
as a working stiff?
A: Nabbed severl thousands of dollars of shit on my way out the door...if I told you more someone would have to shoot me.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A fruit...
If I were, what would I be?
A: A fruit...
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Wander up and join the conversation...then pimp smack the dunderhead...but only if my girf asked me to.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Been there, done that...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Phibre Optix
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men
...all men have?
A: Women
...with our society?
A: Greed
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I like more life in my life...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A shit kickin' SGI box...
The second?
A: A plane tix to Europe fer me and my hun...
The last?
A: A box o' smokes...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me.
How do people describe you?
A: Funny, animated, smart, engaging, wierd, and a witty raconteur.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart, funny, engaging and a witty raconteur.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired, Java Report, Spin, Rolling Stone, CommArts
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Chucks (low-top, black)
Additional Comments
A: It was fab meeting ya Sonic at TND. Thanks fer the flyer.