Thu Apr 4 18:16:10 1996
Name:
A: Mr. X(traodinary)
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Cause I am hungry
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I was drunk and fucked my dog
3 favorite authors
A: Gary Larson
Tolkien
Jostein Gaarder
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Money
Chicks with big thingies
Expensive cars
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I think I am gods gift to woman
What is your favorite animal?
A: Rabbit
Describe it.
A: horny as hell
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 2-3 hours
Jump her?
A: 2-3 days
Dump her?
A: I keep her in the closet
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 1000
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pizza
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Had sex on the bus
as a college student?
A: Blew up my teatchers car
as a working stiff?
A: peed in the coffee machine
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Agurk(long, green, norwegian thing)
If I were, what would I be?
A: peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Kicked him in the nads
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Space race
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Not enough sex
...all men have?
A: Not enough sex
...with our society?
A: Not enough group sex
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They have sex
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: pickles
The second?
A: barbara
The last?
A: condoms
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: George Washington
How do people describe you?
A: Hairy, good looking.tolerant, horny and the womans gift from God.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Cool
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: "Aime le pussy" (french, erotic magazine)
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Nike
Additional Comments
A: give me a blow job and i'm yours (girls)