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Mon Apr 8 5:59:38 1996

Name:
A: Brian Hart

Email:
A: bdh98278@bayou.uh.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: As long as it tastes good and won't kill me within twenty-four hours. Because my stomach rumbles or my taste buds get lonely.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Honesty

3 favorite authors
A: Ben Bova Michael Crichton Harry Harrison

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Personal satisfaction

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: over-thinking

What is your favorite animal?
A: grizzly bear
Describe it.
A: large furry powerful cuddly strong protective

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: When it feels right.
Jump her?
A: Haven't.
Dump her?
A: It was a mutual thing, sorta.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 19
Had sex
A: Not yet.
Smoked Pot?
A: Only second-hand.

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: _

When?
A: _

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: college roommate
Who cooked?
A: neither
Who cleaned?
A: Housekeeping

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: what I've cooked before.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant, cologne (rarely),

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: vehicular adrenlaine rushes
as a college student?
A: Theft of hotel property, in the hotel lobby.
as a working stiff?
A: Still awaiting the real world.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: watermelon
If I were, what would I be?
A: tangerine

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: trust her.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I've explored my mind and taken a few notes in my journal over the past six years. Insanity's just a different way of looking at the world.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The exploration of the possibilities of nanotechnology.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: They're stupid.

...all men have?
A: They aren't any smarter, but think they are.

...with our society?
A: counter-productive learned behavior

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They react to you.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A car.

The second?
A: A computer.

The last?
A: Savings bonds.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Dad.

How do people describe you?
A: Tall, weird, that I want to shock people, "You look like that guy on ER, Jerry."

How do you describe yourself?
A: Same pretty much. Too blunt or honest for some people to feel comfortable with, but get to know me and for some reason, you'll like me.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Details, Houston Chronicle, Esquire, Elle

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Nikes

Additional Comments
A: Not really.


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