Mon Apr 8 10:47:45 1996
Name:
A: Stubb
Email:
A: lukeseem@stardot.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.stardot.com/~lukeseem
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel about food with my fingers. If it has a nice texture, it will be eaten.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: conflict between ego and humility
3 favorite authors
A: Salinger, Heller, Melville
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The capacity to wake up in the morning and not be inclined to say, "Oh, shit -- not *again*!"
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: uhhhh
What is your favorite animal?
A: blue whale
Describe it.
A: It's so fucking big!
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Years
Jump her?
A: Months
Dump her?
A: Days
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: uhhhhh
Smoked Pot?
A: uhhhhh
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Moo Goo Gai Pan
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deoderant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I was tragically uncrazy.
as a college student?
A: Then, too.
as a working stiff?
A: Still, rather staid.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: artichoke
If I were, what would I be?
A: WHo the hell are you
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Who cares ... the premise of the question is that I've got a gf, which is just fine with me.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the cotton gin
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A:
...all men have?
A:
...with our society?
A:
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: The never pee on your loafers
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A powerbook
The second?
A: A jeep
The last?
A: TV Guide
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Amy
How do people describe you?
A: Tall, dark and handsome.
How do you describe yourself?
A: A pathological liar.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired, Rocky Mountain News
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Adidas Sambas
Additional Comments
A: My mother is a fish.