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Mon Apr 8 18:33:36 1996

Name:
A: Chad

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: To survive

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Quadriplegic

3 favorite authors
A: Lao-Tzu

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happyness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:

What is your favorite animal?
A: Doberman
Describe it.
A:

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: When it happens
Jump her?
A: When it happens
Dump her?
A: When it happens

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: Still waiting
Smoked Pot?
A: 11

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: if I do its reefer

When?
A: once a year, if that

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Anything, I'm creative

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all but zitcream

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Took a car for a joy ride 2am in the morning
as a college student?
A:
as a working stiff?
A:

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Frozen Banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: Peach

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Can't tell to I'm in that situation. Who else is there?

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Insanity is the way to sanity.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Chia pet or the Clapper

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Low self-esteem

...all men have?
A: Piss hard ons

...with our society?
A: It does not function as a whole toward something. The only way to get ahead is to fuck your fellow human.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: More emotional feedback

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A dinner

The second?
A:

The last?
A:

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My parents & myself

How do people describe you?
A: Good looking, Smart-ass, Crazy

How do you describe yourself?
A: The same & insecure do to my situation

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Comfortable ones

Additional Comments
A: You sleep in a queen sized bed, your underwear is kept in the top right drawl, you own two teddies, one black & one red, both the same style. your car needs a oil change, a light bulb in your bathroom will burn out tomorrow, & My questionnaire will remain in your thoughts as you go to sleep!


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