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Thu Apr 11 0:04:40 1996

Name:
A: Mike Anderson

Email:
A: mikeand@stat.berkeley.edu

Home Page:
A: http://demog.berkeley.edu/~mwande

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is second only to sex, and living in Berkeley, I have access to some of the best and cheapest restaurants in the world. I eat because, godammit, food tastes good.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I have no patience for stupidity.

3 favorite authors
A: William Burroughs, Carlos Castaneda, Herman Hesse

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Originality, self-confidence, a good education, and happiness.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I fall in love too easily.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Cats.
Describe it.
A: My cat Gergen, can be seen on my pag

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: At least 1 month.
Jump her?
A: About 2 months.
Dump her?
A: About 4-6 years.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17
Had sex
A: 20
Smoked Pot?
A: 8

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Dope, shrooms, other things if free

When?
A: Dope - several times a week, presently

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Both of us.
Who cooked?
A: Mostly me.
Who cleaned?
A: Both of us.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Soups, salads, spaghetti

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: none.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Beat up my father and ran away for several days.
as a college student?
A: Stole some idiot sorority's $1200 photo composite.
as a working stiff?
A: Stood on top of a forklift about 20 feet in the air, pulling 20 ft 2x12's off a lumber rack, and knocked a hornet's nest down in the process.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Avacodo, for guacamole!
If I were, what would I be?
A: The onion in my guac!

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Secretly ask her if she wanted a threesome with him!

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Because I had several very bad acid trips as a teen.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The advent of the computer.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Men.

...all men have?
A: Themselves.

...with our society?
A: The drug war, no doubt about it.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They are harder to kill.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: music studio crammed with instruments

The second?
A: Forty acres of woods

The last?
A: A sports car

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Probably my PhD advisor

How do people describe you?
A: Extremeley intelligent, doesn't care what anybody else thinks about him.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Ignorant of the universe, smart about human knowledge.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: SF Chronicale, Newsweek.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Black Chuck Taylor hightops.

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