webshite/applications submitted

Tue Apr 16 12:03:26 1996

Name:
A: Keith Weilmuenster

Email:
A: keiwei@cc-inc.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.macmall.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is life. I eat to live, and I eat to live.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't smoke.

3 favorite authors
A: Checkov, Kafka, Faulkner

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Upon your passing they errect a great stone monument.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Too much German Idealism.

What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat.
Describe it.
A: He's big and orange and white and lays there like a lump.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Anywhere from 1 day to 8 years.
Jump her?
A: 1 month+
Dump her?
A: 1 month+

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 5
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 18

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot, acid, X, shrooms

When?
A: yesterday

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: cajun salmon, Bratkartoffeln, Russian Tea Cakes

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: conditioner, deoderant, gel, cologne

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Played soccer with flaming tennis balls.
as a college student?
A: Went to Yugoslavia.
as a working stiff?
A: Went back to school.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: rudabega
If I were, what would I be?
A: stalk o' celery

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Send them on a weekend for two to Tahoe.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I'm an artist.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Twinkies.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: They ate the apple.

...all men have?
A: We ate the apple after the woman did.

...with our society?
A: The belief that after having eaten an apple we are all doomed.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: They won't eat you.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A trip to France.

The second?
A: Pay off my college loans.

The last?
A: A nice stretch limo with a TV and a bar.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Aristotle and Hegel

How do people describe you?
A: Obnoxious.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Obnoxious.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: New Republic, ArtForum, Harpers, Newsweek

What are your favorite shoes?
A: The ones that protect my feet.

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