Tue Apr 16 12:03:26 1996
Name:
A: Keith Weilmuenster
Email:
A: keiwei@cc-inc.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.macmall.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is life.
I eat to live,
and I eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't smoke.
3 favorite authors
A: Checkov, Kafka, Faulkner
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Upon your passing they errect a great stone monument.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Too much German Idealism.
What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat.
Describe it.
A: He's big and orange and white and lays there like a lump.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Anywhere from 1 day to 8 years.
Jump her?
A: 1 month+
Dump her?
A: 1 month+
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 5
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, acid, X, shrooms
When?
A: yesterday
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: cajun salmon, Bratkartoffeln, Russian Tea Cakes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: conditioner, deoderant, gel, cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Played soccer with flaming tennis balls.
as a college student?
A: Went to Yugoslavia.
as a working stiff?
A: Went back to school.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: rudabega
If I were, what would I be?
A: stalk o' celery
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Send them on a weekend for two to Tahoe.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I'm an artist.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Twinkies.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They ate the apple.
...all men have?
A: We ate the apple after the woman did.
...with our society?
A: The belief that after having eaten an apple we are all doomed.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: They won't eat you.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A trip to France.
The second?
A: Pay off my college loans.
The last?
A: A nice stretch limo with a TV and a bar.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Aristotle and Hegel
How do people describe you?
A: Obnoxious.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Obnoxious.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: New Republic, ArtForum, Harpers, Newsweek
What are your favorite shoes?
A: The ones that protect my feet.
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