Fri Apr 19 1:54:00 1996
A: no lo tengo
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i feel various ways about food at various times. sometimes i just eat, sometimes i really dig on it. i think that it's always important to appreciate food, and try to make it unique if you can
What is your biggest flaw?
A: a tendency to mentally abuse myself
3 favorite authors
A: i have a hard time with favorites. three that i love though: Ursulla LeGuin, Kurt Vonnegut, Marge Piercy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: motion and openess, try to learn something new every day
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: i can be a little absentminded and spacey at times
What is your favorite animal?
A: about three or four hundred pounds, able to break four inch thick bamboo shoots with it's bare hands, gentle as a kitten
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: don't know, never dumped one
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: uh, about 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: pot, acid, mushrooms, mescaline, cocaine, speed
A: mostly in my wacky college days, now just pot for the most part
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: both of us, but her a little more than me
A: mostly me
A: mostly me
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: manicotti, killer blackened fish tacos, nature burgers, peas
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above at one time, mostly just deodorant now, just cause i got stinky pits.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: took acid by myself, then went to work at my job at a movie theater
as a college student?
A: went to see a band at a bar, got WAY too drunk, got hasseled by the bouncer, slapped the bouncer, got thrown out of the bar, got arrested, spent the night in the drunk tank, which i richly deserved
as a working stiff?
A: led a strike in a salmon cannery
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a banana, just cause i love 'em so
If I were, what would I be?
A: i have no idea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: have a sip of my drink, collect my thoughts, and find something to distract myself
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: well, i'm slightly insane, sometimes i have pretty deranged thoughts, i've taken a fair amount of halucinogens, and i once tripped really hard on acid
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the microprocessor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: body image
...all men have?
...with our society?
A: stupid, bigoted, shitheads who think we can somehow live forever in the year 1952
Which do you prefer:
A: i like fur
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plane ticket to Marrakesh, Amsterdam, Quito, someplace like that
A: somthing nice for my friends and family members
A: eternal bliss
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: i have no idea
How do people describe you?
A: a nice guy
How do you describe yourself?
A: not as nice as all that
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: wired, macworld, anchorage daily news
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my leather boots
A: interesting survey/application you have here. are you going to return the favor and tell me something about yourself?