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Fri Apr 19 1:54:00 1996

A: erim

A: efoster@alaska.net

Home Page:
A: no lo tengo

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i feel various ways about food at various times. sometimes i just eat, sometimes i really dig on it. i think that it's always important to appreciate food, and try to make it unique if you can

What is your biggest flaw?
A: a tendency to mentally abuse myself

3 favorite authors
A: i have a hard time with favorites. three that i love though: Ursulla LeGuin, Kurt Vonnegut, Marge Piercy

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: motion and openess, try to learn something new every day

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: i can be a little absentminded and spacey at times

What is your favorite animal?
A: gorilla
Describe it.
A: about three or four hundred pounds, able to break four inch thick bamboo shoots with it's bare hands, gentle as a kitten

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends
Jump her?
A: depends
Dump her?
A: don't know, never dumped one

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: uh, about 16
Had sex
A: 20
Smoked Pot?
A: 12

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: pot, acid, mushrooms, mescaline, cocaine, speed

A: mostly in my wacky college days, now just pot for the most part

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both of us, but her a little more than me
Who cooked?
A: mostly me
Who cleaned?
A: mostly me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: manicotti, killer blackened fish tacos, nature burgers, peas

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above at one time, mostly just deodorant now, just cause i got stinky pits.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: took acid by myself, then went to work at my job at a movie theater
as a college student?
A: went to see a band at a bar, got WAY too drunk, got hasseled by the bouncer, slapped the bouncer, got thrown out of the bar, got arrested, spent the night in the drunk tank, which i richly deserved
as a working stiff?
A: led a strike in a salmon cannery

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a banana, just cause i love 'em so
If I were, what would I be?
A: i have no idea

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: have a sip of my drink, collect my thoughts, and find something to distract myself

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: well, i'm slightly insane, sometimes i have pretty deranged thoughts, i've taken a fair amount of halucinogens, and i once tripped really hard on acid

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the microprocessor

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: body image

...all men have?
A: machismo

...with our society?
A: stupid, bigoted, shitheads who think we can somehow live forever in the year 1952

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: i like fur

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plane ticket to Marrakesh, Amsterdam, Quito, someplace like that

The second?
A: somthing nice for my friends and family members

The last?
A: eternal bliss

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: i have no idea

How do people describe you?
A: a nice guy

How do you describe yourself?
A: not as nice as all that

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: wired, macworld, anchorage daily news

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my leather boots

Additional Comments
A: interesting survey/application you have here. are you going to return the favor and tell me something about yourself?

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