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Fri Apr 19 3:12:03 1996

Name:
A: Dirty Dusty

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: If Im sad, I eat. If Im bored, I eat. If Im nervous, I eat. How do I feel about food. I'm glad it was invented otherwise I would have to develop some other activites to distract and comfort me.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I look like a beach ball. One of the big ones..

3 favorite authors
A: Spider Robinson, Jane Rule, AA Milne

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Bright shiny eyes hortizontal wrinkles on your forehead but NOT vertical ones! A low IQ ands a happy disposition. vertical ones!

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Having a high IQ and morals

What is your favorite animal?
A: Spot
Describe it.
A: He is the local town dog. Kind considerate kinda lost. He was happier before he was denutted.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: If its a two pm pick up in a bar. Not long.
Jump her?
A: Using the above example ..Not long
Dump her?
A: Using the above example ..In the Morning

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Probably 5yrs. I know I was in love then
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: 20

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: I have done some but don't like the feeling

When?
A: Parties

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: When Im alone: Buttered Bread/coffee/Anything hanging around the house.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Hoped I had been raised by Wolves and used to circle in my bed at nite like a dog (or wolf)
as a college student?
A: Decided it was the appropiate thing to lay down on the dance floor with my date at a wedding to neak
as a working stiff?
A: Phone the steam baths to wake up co workers to come back to work in the morning

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Nutty
If I were, what would I be?
A: Fruity

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Hope there was film in my camera for later..

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: I have a hard time figuring out what my supposeably sane co-inhabitants here I have no idea what the insane ones are doing!

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Gaia Theory

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Peeing without toliet paper

...all men have?
A: trying to hide those spontaneous erections

...with our society?
A: Wanting clean dry bottoms and soft dicks

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Ive alwayus wanted to be a tree

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Better computer

The second?
A: Give Money to my family and friends

The last?
A: Try to remember to save and invest it for my old age

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: A friend of mine named Jorge Marrero. He saw sex as a wonderful playful creation. He saw life as a lovely creation,

How do people describe you?
A: Kind hearted but werid Good sense of humour

How do you describe yourself?
A: Good sense of humour. Lateral thinker. Creative.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Black Leather Knee high Boots that havev lovely been licked by someones slave

Additional Comments
A: Do you lick boots well?


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