webshite/applications submitted

Wed Apr 24 20:27:48 1996

A: Tom Hennigan

A: scully@uidaho.edu

Home Page:
A: http://www.uidaho.edu/~scully

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love/hate food. I eat to live

What is your biggest flaw?
A: too inward-directed

3 favorite authors
A: Tolkien, Lewis, Wodehouse

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: being able to sit in your office after hours and surf till you burn

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: acid

What is your favorite animal?
A: the owl
Describe it.
A: a sursurrus of wings in the night, a flash of feathers against the full moon

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a day if we're dating
Jump her?
A: no jumping, someone could get hurt
Dump her?
A: I've never been the dump-er

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: acid, mesc, pot, coke, pcp, speed

A: a lot more than seven years ago, officer

A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: colcannon, chili, soda bread

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: I regularly use aftershave and deodorant, on occassion, cologne

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: set up a phony giveaway and announced the winners over the school PA to disrupt classes
as a college student?
A: split a case of Mad Dog with one of my profs
as a working stiff?
A: used the sex ed scen from _Meaning of Life_ as part of a lesson on Hyperstudio

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: rutabaga

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: commit seppuku with a corn chip

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: acid, mesc, pot, coke, pcp, speed

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: you're using it to read this

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: I don't know all women

...all men have?
A: I don't know them either

...with our society?
A: whether the water is salt or fresh, shit floats

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: relationships with animals are more emotionally satisfying than those with plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the computer system of my dreams

The second?
A: seson tickets to The Jake

The last?
A: something nice for mom

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Jesus Christ

How do people describe you?
A: different but brilliant

How do you describe yourself?
A: brilliantly different

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Spokane Spokesman-Review, MacUser, the Net, Syllabus, The Kappan,

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Reebok Ultra Walkers

Additional Comments
A: "thank you very much on behalf of the group and myself and I hope we passed the audition"

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