Fri Apr 26 13:15:47 1996
Name:
A: Ahm LeE
Email:
A: hansolo@uclink3.berkeley.edu
Home Page:
A: phuq that shit
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: wet
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i like monkeys.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i am part-retarded
3 favorite authors
A: camus, hesse, nabokov
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: ruling like jet li with no phuqing mercy!!!!!!!!
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sometimes i think i have a dick
What is your favorite animal?
A: llahma
Describe it.
A: phluffy. cute butt.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 3.1415... secs
Jump her?
A: cars suck
Dump her?
A: i would love to shit in yer mouth
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 10
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 12
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, pain killers, mushrooms
When?
A: every day, bitch.
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: i do everything myselph
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: ramen and macaroni and cheese
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant, conditioner, zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got arrested phor grand thepht auto then got shipped off to boarding school
as a college student?
A: put up hundreds of phlyers with pictures of women in bondage with the chancellor's signature at the bottom
as a working stiff?
A: pretended i couldn't speak english. (weak, i know.)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: i am a phruitcake
If I were, what would I be?
A: a dildo
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: duh. i would shoot with no mercy.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A:
Why?
A: no comment
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: penile pump
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: they're stupid chicks
...all men have?
A: body hair
...with our society?
A: me
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they give me an erection
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: ticket to djibouti
The second?
A: yurt
The last?
A: plenty of yanking material
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: neil diamond
How do people describe you?
A: bitch
How do you describe yourself?
A: bitch
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: i don't watch tv, you twit
Additional Comments
A: just go down on me. that's all i ask.