Tue Apr 30 1:24:23 1996
Name:
A: James Beutel
Email:
A: acidboy@gnn.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: indifferent, I eat to be coherent
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a slacker
3 favorite authors
A: Sherman Alexie, James Baldwin, Douglas Coupland
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: ...what?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: inability to express anger
What is your favorite animal?
A: baby ducklings
Describe it.
A: soft, fuzzy, quackity
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: week
Jump her?
A: month
Dump her?
A: 3-6 months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: chili, omelets, anything with chicken in it
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but hairspray and zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: smoked pot before school
as a college student?
A: had sex in the tv room
as a working stiff?
A: not much
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: kumquat
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing... I wouldn't bring it up until our next fight
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Instincts. I think we all know, some of us are in denile, though
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: nuclear fission
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: sexism
...all men have?
A: insecurity
...with our society?
A: not enough patience
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: low matienence
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a two-toned sportcoat
The second?
A: lunch
The last?
A: a martini
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: television
How do people describe you?
A: moody, funny, laid-back
How do you describe yourself?
A: smart, funny, attractive
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: beat-up moccasins
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