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Tue Apr 30 1:24:23 1996

Name:
A: James Beutel

Email:
A: acidboy@gnn.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: indifferent, I eat to be coherent

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a slacker

3 favorite authors
A: Sherman Alexie, James Baldwin, Douglas Coupland

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: ...what?

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: inability to express anger

What is your favorite animal?
A: baby ducklings
Describe it.
A: soft, fuzzy, quackity

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: week
Jump her?
A: month
Dump her?
A: 3-6 months

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 16

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: chili, omelets, anything with chicken in it

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but hairspray and zitcream

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: smoked pot before school
as a college student?
A: had sex in the tv room
as a working stiff?
A: not much

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: kumquat

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing... I wouldn't bring it up until our next fight

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Instincts. I think we all know, some of us are in denile, though

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: nuclear fission

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: sexism

...all men have?
A: insecurity

...with our society?
A: not enough patience

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: low matienence

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a two-toned sportcoat

The second?
A: lunch

The last?
A: a martini

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: television

How do people describe you?
A: moody, funny, laid-back

How do you describe yourself?
A: smart, funny, attractive

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: beat-up moccasins

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A:


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