Tue Apr 30 9:50:11 1996
Name:
A: Patrick Burns
Email:
A: Rather not, you may be trying to sell me something!
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Merely to say alive or to statisfy an alchol induced craving
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I worry to much
3 favorite authors
A: Allison Wier
Shelby Foote
P.B. Shelley
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Friends
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Trying to be smooth with women(that's not me)
What is your favorite animal?
A: Penguins
Describe it.
A: Well dressed bird with a 'cool' walk
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: The older I get the longer I take. This seams to be saving me alot of stress!
Jump her?
A: See above.
Dump her?
A: I'm to loyal to dump girlfriends. For some reason or another I always think the problems can be worked out.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: About sixth grade(I ran with a fast crowd)
Had sex
A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School
Smoked Pot?
A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School.(I swear, and I didn't see this ? until after I answered above ?)
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Pot and Schrooms
When?
A: Not very often
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Neither
Who cleaned?
A: Me(she was a messy thing)
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: Ceral, pop tarts, and any grilled meat.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Mousse, cologne,deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Jump on moving trains.
as a college student?
A: Have sex on the football field(Not during a game or anything like that) It was late at night during summer school. I went to East Carolina University and the name of out football field was Ficklen,(WE certainly did)
as a working stiff?
A: Nothing, I'm afraid my life is over.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: squash(nobody likes squash so I won't get eaten"
If I were, what would I be?
A: Corn-on-the-cob(I like to eat corn-on-the-cob)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let her enjoy herself. If I couldn't trust I would not date her.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: We insane people are usually the last to know.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The personal computer... What else?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Women seam to be attracted to aggressive, selfish men who ruin their lives. So when I meet them they're man haters.
...all men have?
A: We use sex as some kind of scorecard to determine success(I hope I don't)
...with our society?
A: WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS(it's also are biggest asset)
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: My pets have more personality than my plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house
The second?
A: A nice car
The last?
A: a casket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father.
How do people describe you?
A: Smart,funny,considerate, easy-going,BUT.... also opinionated and sometimes to eager to please(This seams like a contridiction to me.)
How do you describe yourself?
A: Friendly, people loving, tolerant, maybe to sensitive.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: The Raleigh News and Observer and many Histroy mags from Cowles Publishing. I read Time and Newsweek at work.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Running shoes
Additional Comments
A: Why should I want to go out with you?