Wed May 1 6:46:14 1996
Name:
A: Count
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like food. I eat sometimes for the sheer pleasure of eating.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Sometimes I tend to take the long way around instead of a direct route, especially with people. It's more fun.
3 favorite authors
A: Robert McCammon
Umberto Eco
Arthur Conan Doyle
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Standing room only at your funeral.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: A very, very old girlfriend.
What is your favorite animal?
A: A Dragon.
Describe it.
A: You know what they look like.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends
Jump her?
A: Depends
Dump her?
A: Depends
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A:
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Chicken, Pasta, Seafood
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All of the above. :-)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: :-) Not telling.
as a college student?
A: 3-day holiday driving to Sydney and back.... (about 1300 miles all up)
as a working stiff?
A: Leaving a good career because i was homesick. But I don't regret it at all.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A strawberry.
If I were, what would I be?
A: A peach.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go over and join in the conversation.
Do you think there is life after death?
A:
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A:
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Because I have looked into the face of madness....
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Space travel
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They way they all try to stereotype people.
...all men have?
A: Not knowing when to listen..... oh, and stereotyping women as the type of people who go around stereotyping everyone.
...with our society?
A: They won't let me run it.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: Because they smell better.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bigger computer
The second?
A: Convert all my vinyl albums to CD's.....
The last?
A: A plane ticket.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Myself
How do people describe you?
A: Hmmmmmm........ don't take much notice, really.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Friendly, helpful...... fairly peaceful, but passionate about things I care for.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: The Australian The Courier Mail Rolling Stone The Sydney Morning Herald PC Format Business Review Weekly
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Dark grey cowboy boots (no leather tooling, just plain)
Additional Comments
A: Hmmmm........ nope, that's about it.