Fri May 3 4:30:49 1996
Name:
A: Keoni Littlemouse
Email:
A: pooka@littlemouse.com
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: urrr?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: If I don't eat, I explode.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: See above.
3 favorite authors
A: Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman, Emma Bull
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Owing nothing to anyone and feeling that you can handle anything.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Inability to forgive intolerance.
What is your favorite animal?
A: The elusive wolf-panther.
Describe it.
A: Kinda describes itself, dunnit?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Long enough to be sure.
Jump her?
A: I may stumble, but never jump.
Dump her?
A: Soon as the hostility manifests.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16.
Had sex
A: 20.
Smoked Pot?
A: Never. I've potted smoke, however.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: I said "NO!"
When?
A: Just now!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I can't resist these otherwise empty boxes!
Who cooked?
A: We both cooked, darlin'...
Who cleaned?
A: We liked it messy.
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: Ramen.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deodorant and cologne (once, and never again. Remind me to tell you about it sometime.)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Hmm... I don't think I ever did crazy things.
as a college student?
A: Went out with certain women...
as a working stiff?
A: Stayed at those jobs.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: What do you mean, "were"?
If I were, what would I be?
A: umm... stringbean?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Continue doing whatever it was I had been doing.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: It's different for everyone.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: To me? Home-available digital graphics.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Trying to understand men.
...all men have?
A: Failing to understand women.
...with our society?
A: Attempting to say what's best for everyone.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants never talk back to me.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Pay off my car...
The second?
A: Buy the car I really want...
The last?
A: A faster Mac!
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My friend Judas.
How do people describe you?
A: Puckish, shy, passionate, gentle, exotic-looking, soothing, infuriating, intelligent.
How do you describe yourself?
A: With music.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Macworld.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Bald Mountian moccassins.
Additional Comments
A: I love filling out forms! Everything's a straight line to me... but I've been fairly straightforward with yours...