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Fri May 3 5:52:46 1996

Name:
A: Anastacia Parker

Email:
A: tacha@pcnet.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: LOVE IT!!!!! Hunger!

What is your biggest flaw?
A: TOO friendly

3 favorite authors
A: Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Patricia Cornwall

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love, happiness, respect

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: ??????????

What is your favorite animal?
A: wolf
Describe it.
A: thick hair, fangs, bright eyes

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 1 night
Jump her?
A: 2 nights
Dump her?
A: depends

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: refuse to answer on grounds of incrimination

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: gourmet food, seafood, pasta

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: still use hairspray, cologne, deodorant, conditioner

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: bought a brand new car without a license or a job
as a college student?
A:
as a working stiff?
A: had sex on my boss' desk

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: ?????

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Swoop down and introduce myself, nicely of course

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Worked in a prison before

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the g-spot

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: themselves

...with our society?
A: men are running it

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: plants don't go potty in your tulips

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: toyota landcruiser

The second?
A: gigantic house

The last?
A: new wardrobe

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my father

How do people describe you?
A: blunt, funloving, honest (painfully so), loyal, diva

How do you describe yourself?
A: blunt, crazy, caretaker

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Advocate

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Boots

Additional Comments
A: They can have a heel on them if the mood suits me.


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