Fri May 10 12:38:38 1996
Name:
A: Stymied
Email:
A: bayball@best.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel like I can't afford enough of it, and I do it because I see other people doing it.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my slow wit
3 favorite authors
A: James Baldwin, Jack Kerouac, Jorge Luis Borges
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: compassion and fortitude
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: You're reading it.
What is your favorite animal?
A: the slow loris
Describe it.
A: it's really slow
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: i have no conception of time
Jump her?
A:
Dump her?
A:
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: four
Had sex
A: nineteen
Smoked Pot?
A: fifteen
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, ecstasy, mushrooms, catnip
When?
A: when the security guards aren't looking
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pudding, two hundred and fifty pounds of pudding
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: on myself?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I ate my pants.
as a college student?
A: Uh, I guess that happened in college.
as a working stiff?
A: work?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: broccoli
If I were, what would I be?
A: a tomato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: stalk him
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: you should see my clothes
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the digital watch
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society?
A: too few of us worship the sun
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they move and they talk to me
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a handheld tape recorder
The second?
A: a tape for it
The last?
A: batteries
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Bob Marley and Kerouac
How do people describe you?
A: honest
How do you describe yourself?
A: by talking into an imaginary tape recorder
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Daedalus, The New Yorker, Powder, SF Chronicle
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I prefer no shoes.
Additional Comments
A: I was thinking, we rely pretty heavily on the atmosphere.