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Fri May 10 12:38:38 1996

Name:
A: Stymied

Email:
A: bayball@best.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel like I can't afford enough of it, and I do it because I see other people doing it.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my slow wit

3 favorite authors
A: James Baldwin, Jack Kerouac, Jorge Luis Borges

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: compassion and fortitude

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: You're reading it.

What is your favorite animal?
A: the slow loris
Describe it.
A: it's really slow

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: i have no conception of time
Jump her?
A:
Dump her?
A:

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: four
Had sex
A: nineteen
Smoked Pot?
A: fifteen

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot, ecstasy, mushrooms, catnip

When?
A: when the security guards aren't looking

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: pudding, two hundred and fifty pounds of pudding

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: on myself?

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I ate my pants.
as a college student?
A: Uh, I guess that happened in college.
as a working stiff?
A: work?

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: broccoli
If I were, what would I be?
A: a tomato

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: stalk him

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: you should see my clothes

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the digital watch

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: women

...with our society?
A: too few of us worship the sun

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they move and they talk to me

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a handheld tape recorder

The second?
A: a tape for it

The last?
A: batteries

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Bob Marley and Kerouac

How do people describe you?
A: honest

How do you describe yourself?
A: by talking into an imaginary tape recorder

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Daedalus, The New Yorker, Powder, SF Chronicle

What are your favorite shoes?
A: I prefer no shoes.

Additional Comments
A: I was thinking, we rely pretty heavily on the atmosphere.


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