Fri May 10 14:19:35 1996
Name:
A: beavis
Email:
A: beavis@jerks.org huhuh orgy or something
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: whatever babee
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: coz nachoz rule huhuh huhuh
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I got a big weiner
3 favorite authors
A: like nancy friday or something
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: errr... yeah *blank look*
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: butthead
What is your favorite animal?
A: butthead
Describe it.
A: buttnugget
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a micro second or something
Jump her?
A: right away dude
Dump her?
A: err..
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: er...
Had sex
A: err...
Smoked Pot?
A: pot rules !!
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: masturbation
When?
A: all the time babe
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A:
Who worked?
A: like what're you talking about
Who cooked?
A: the cook
Who cleaned?
A: cleaning sucks
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A:
What are the things you cook best?
A: u like ask too many questions
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hey butthead she said mousse !!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A:
as a college student?
A:
as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A:
If I were, what would I be?
A:
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: kill that buttmunch
Do you think there is life after death?
A:
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A:
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A:
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A:
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A:
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A:
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: small breasts
...all men have?
A: big breasts
...with our society?
A: not enuff breasts
Which do you prefer:
A:
Why?
A:
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: chicks
The second?
A: chicks
The last?
A: chicks
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A:
How do people describe you?
A: tall dark handsome or something
How do you describe yourself?
A: huhuh i am your man
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: hustler rules
What are your favorite shoes?
A:
Additional Comments
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