Mon May 13 13:12:35 1996
Name:
A: Ugen aka Freezer
Email:
A: ugen@latte.worldbank.org
Home Page:
A: http://www.freebsd.org/~ugen
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: linked, all information should be free
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: hmm..i eat, so therefore i exist... and i fel sooooo gooood
What is your biggest flaw?
A: hmm.. too good to be true?
3 favorite authors
A: Mihail Bulgakov, Karel Chapek, O'Henry
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: 1) day when u realize how smart r u 2) day when you realize how stupid you were a year ago 2) day when u realize you are still same old dummy
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: hmm...i think too much..
What is your favorite animal?
A: frog
Describe it.
A: it's white, warm and fuzzy, but looks green and bad cuz it's usually sick
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week
Jump her?
A: a day
Dump her?
A: hmm..they always dumped me first
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: wuffo?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Cheeeeze......
When?
A: always
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: I got the salary, noone worked though..
Who cooked?
A: The stove...
Who cleaned?
A: Roaches mostly cleaned the rest of food after us...
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Salads, some Russian food etc...
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Hmm... travelled myself to Moscow from the city i lived in, spent there sometime alone mostly on the streets.
as a college student?
A: Hacked the goddamn secure computer system and got my asskicked from the colledge. O yeh, and recorded on video my roommate having sex..but this is another story
as a working stiff?
A: Forgot to grow up? I am still kinda young, about crazy things? Not sure.. drove a car first time in my life, on the Wash DC beltway without license, with not working brakes and lights in heavy rain without windshield wipers.. and i didn't knew the way home so i stopped in the middle next to the cop(he probably was catching the speeders with radar) and asked how to get there...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: potato, then the real meaning of me is under the grownd and nice berries on the top are poisonous..
If I were, what would I be?
A: a nut (no, not THAT..:), because the shell is the same but you never know what's inside untill you see
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I'd come to her and turn her from my image in the mirror..:) Seriously, dunno..let her talk, i am confident enough, if it's more then that then who needs such a girlfirend?
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Hmm..i guess i sort of am, i control it in the day but my dreams are completely insane...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Mass media?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: PMS
...all men have?
A: look above
...with our society?
A: hmm..don't know yet..it's your society..probably same mass media, or too much artificial stuff?
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they do not scream when you kill them before cooking
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: my home city, i'll make it better
The second?
A: hmm..i think i'm out of money
The last?
A: gee.."spare change anyone?"
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: the gray matter in my head...
How do people describe you?
A: differently, depending on how they feel about me..i can be nice guy, freindly and easy to be with or freaking punk but both has nothing to do with real me
How do you describe yourself?
A: i am versatile, but anything i do - i love, i am pretty passionate, and i always the man with a hope, which never will come true
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Alt-2600
What are your favorite shoes?
A: the ones i have on me now..
Additional Comments
A: Hmm..well..i don't think i need a date right now, on the other hand i like to meet ppl and the idea of having a questionary like this is kinda cool by itself..:) I will probably steal it for my HP if you don't mind..
And yes, i am Russian even though i am in US for a while, so bear with my English.