Mon May 13 17:00:20 1996
Name:
A: Todd
Home Page:
A: http://www.levi.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel GOOD about food. That's why I eat.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't have any favorite authors.
3 favorite authors
A: See above
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: life, liberty, and happiness ?!?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: worrying about others more than myself
What is your favorite animal?
A: mankind
Describe it.
A: it's never the same
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: that depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: that depends on how long it takes to kiss her
Dump her?
A: I like to think of this as a mutual decision
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: whatever
When?
A: weekends, pot daily
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: veggie lasagne, toast
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: I lived through the eighties: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: passing out drunk at 12 and waking up naked and outside
as a college student?
A: see #1 and add LSD
as a working stiff?
A: combine 1 and 2 and add my receptionists' daughter and the boss's car
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: today I'd be a kiwi- tomorrow, who knows?
If I were, what would I be?
A: anything you'd like
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: introduce myself
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: everyone does, some just don't want to admit it.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: e mail
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: lack of respect from men
...all men have?
A: lack of respect from women
...with our society?
A: lack of respect from one another
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I don't know
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: unemployment benefits
The second?
A: a cool dog
The last?
A: toys for the dog
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mother
How do people describe you?
A: I don't know
How do you describe yourself?
A: paranoid
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired, Mix
What are your favorite shoes?
A: none
Additional Comments
A: do I get the job??