Sun May 19 7:57:05 1996
Name:
A: Mike (nom de plume)
Email:
A: psupdpt@aol.com
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: huh?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I enjoy food. At times, I crave it. I can consider orange beef a test of a chinese restaurant's skill in cooking and presentation. At times, eating becomes a thing to do, sharing between friends a pleasure. How do you feel? Why is this your first question?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Flaw? I have characteristics, not flaws. Yup, that's my answer, and I'm sticking to it.
3 favorite authors
A: T.S Eliot (mostly poetry),
Barbara Tuchman (historian, try her "A Distant Mirror", and oh, fiction, and old John Le Carrre would be fine.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Integrity, challenge, caring.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Last week, when my brandnew boss asked me if I thought he was stupid, not answering the question in a civil tone.
What is your favorite animal?
A: my black lab
Describe it.
A: Um, my black lab is seven years old, almost fat, and very happy.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I don't keep records on these. If its going to be a realationship, we usually know very soon.
Jump her?
A: I don't jump, I let her know `this, and she decides. Liberating for both of us.
Dump her?
A: I talk to my friends. We make the decision together, for good reasons.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: nineth grade.
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A:
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: These are not in my list of problems, thanks
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Mostly me, she did before the three boys.
Who cooked?
A: She did, except for weekends. I am a good cook, but I worked a lot.
Who cleaned?
A: She did mostly.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: I used to bake mostly. I have shifted to a wider cuisine. Currently trying dim sum.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne. Aramis, Still use it.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: lived with my dad for three months. Ever live with an alcoholic?
as a college student?
A: Became a naval officer after college
as a working stiff?
A: gave up good job and moved to Vermont because my wife wanted to. Then she left. heh heh heh
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: who knows.....
If I were, what would I be?
A: oh either an apple or a potatoe (versatile)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Guess he is someone she finds very interesting. Figure he may be hitting on her. Decide if he is interesting, I would like to meet him, if he is hiting on her I should know, and if she is interested, I will find out.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I can be a split second ahead of time. Thats all. My experience with insanity is limited to being with my now ex wife in the wards, after some of her bouts. She left the whole family....
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Either gene splicing or cheez whiz.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: um, small breasts, sagging cellulite, and an inability to speak with men
...all men have?
A: um, small thinggees, pot bellies, and an inability to speak to women
...with our society?
A: we are developing a two tier economic society. this threatens the very fabric of the american premise, which requires a strong and dominant middle class.
Which do you prefer:
A:
Why?
A: no preference. like both.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Only a million? I guess something to replace my dying pickup truck.
The second?
A: Hmm. Honesty says furniture. Ex wife has all the good stuff. Mine is the pits.
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: geez, my mom of course. (dad left when i was five, now dead)
How do people describe you?
A: honest, sensitive, smart ass, HUGE, brash, idealist
How do you describe yourself?
A: honest, caring, damned smart, BIG, aggressive, visionary
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: byte, fine home building
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my boat shoes.
Additional Comments
A: I am actually dating a fine person. This was just for fun. Hope the best for you. Some of the answers were true, others made up. Guess.