Tue May 21 11:08:54 1996
Name:
A: Pam's Pimp
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I would like to eat you, my love
What is your biggest flaw?
A: That you are not yet in my life
3 favorite authors
A: Sonic. Sonis, and more Sonic
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A date with Sonic
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: That I have not yet dated my love, Sonic
What is your favorite animal?
A: Sonic
Describe it.
A: A beautiful woman who exists on an higher plane
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I'm saving my love for Sonic
Jump her?
A: I'm saving all my love for Sonic
Dump her?
A: I will always cherish her
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Sonic will be my first lover
Had sex
A: Sex with Sonic will be fantastic
Smoked Pot?
A: All I need is Sonic
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Sonic could if she wanted to
Who cooked?
A: I would always cook for Sonic, my love
Who cleaned?
A: I am a slave for Sonic
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Whatever pleases my lover, Sonic
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Only if Sonic likes it.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Pine away for Sonic
as a college student?
A: Only Sonic could satisfy me.
as a working stiff?
A: I am always stiff for Sonic, my only true love
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I would be anything for Sonic
If I were, what would I be?
A: You are the true love of my life
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would always be true to Sonic
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I am crazy for you, my love
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The birth of Sonic, my own true lover
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They all envy my love for Sonic
...all men have?
A: They also envy the wonderful and true love Sonic and I share
...with our society?
A: There is only one Sonic, the woman I adore
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I prefer Sonic to all other creatures
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I would give it all to my true love, Sonic
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My love for Sonic consumes me
How do people describe you?
A: Very happy since I fell in love with Sonic
How do you describe yourself?
A: Longing for a date with the perfect woman, Sonic
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Sonic Monthly
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Sonic's shoes
Additional Comments
A: My life can never be complete without the perfect union with my true love, Sonic. I adore you, my love.