Sun May 26 13:45:42 1996
Name:
A: James Michaelson
Email:
A: x85071g2@cadet1.usma.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is good, just not all at once. It tates good. Besides you can learn a lot about someone or someplace by the food they eat.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: distracted
3 favorite authors
A: JR Tolkien, Robert Jordan, Shakespeare
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Feeling that you have been the best person you could be, have lived life to it's fullest, and can smile about it.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: shy
What is your favorite animal?
A: Cats
Describe it.
A: furry, meows. has claws.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: two months
Jump her?
A: one month
Dump her?
A: six months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: -
Smoked Pot?
A: -
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pasta, chicken, barbeque stuff, cookies
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel and aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: rode my bike after a girl through rush hour trafic, perpendicular.
as a college student?
A: Went to college
as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Green Bean
If I were, what would I be?
A: Honeydew
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go find another girl to talk with. If she's faithful, then she is, if not, it doesn't really matter does it?
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Can't tell yet
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: TV
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Too emotional
...all men have?
A: too rational
...with our society?
A: too insecure
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Actually do well with both
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Buy folks a home
The second?
A: invest
The last?
A: two week cruise to the bahammas
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Father
How do people describe you?
A: "He's an ok dude with a lot of wierd stuff.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Jimmy Dean
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: SI, GQ
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Air Pegasus
Additional Comments
A: This is kinda funny...