webshite/applications submitted

Mon Jun 3 18:21:15 1996

Name:
A: Nick

Email:
A: nickatx@nauticom.net

Home Page:
A: http://www.nauticom.net/www/nickatx/first.htm

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food, especially chocholate. I love any food that is edible. It all tastes great to me.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: A big ego and a bad temper

3 favorite authors
A: Tennesee Williams, Shakespeare, Charles Dickens

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Money, women, and happiness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Too smart for my own good, I know too much useless stuff

What is your favorite animal?
A: My little dawg
Describe it.
A: Grr.....

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a day or 2
Jump her?
A: nah...not me??
Dump her?
A: weeks to months

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: kindergarden
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: nah....I am too atheletic to screw up my body

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Spaghetti, I make the sauce myself and the pasta

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yeah...hairspray, gel, cologne, deodorant, aftershave, conditioner

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Blew up this poor kid's microwave and caught his house on fire.
as a college student?
A: you don't even want to know
as a working stiff?
A:

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi...sweet and juicy
If I were, what would I be?
A: Cucummber....cool and wet

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Challenge him to arm wrestle me and put his arm through the table, or put his head through the wall.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Cause I am insane, I have been there before

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The internet

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they read to much into my words

...all men have?
A: DON'T WATCH THEIR MOUTHS

...with our society?
A: Poverty, all those assholes that run our country.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Plants are cleaner

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Give it all to you

The second?
A: i am broke now

The last?
A: broke once again after you get it all

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father

How do people describe you?
A: Loud, huge, egotistical, an interesting person, too intelligent, crazy, insane

How do you describe yourself?
A: The same as above

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Net magazine, Popualar Mechanics, Car and Driver

What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Nike Air MAX Triax running shoes

Additional Comments
A: i am more like the guy you want to bring home to mommy also the guy that will bring you eternal happiness...damn that sounds corny


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