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Thu Jun 6 13:00:54 1996

Name:
A: Dinky Doo

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like raw meat, especially the human kind

What is your biggest flaw?
A: My brian is too big for my head, sometimes it leaks out of my ears

3 favorite authors
A: Can't read

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Doing nothing and achive zilch for the rest of my life

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:

What is your favorite animal?
A: Ants
Describe it.
A: Black with six legs

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Just before she screams
Jump her?
A: ditto
Dump her?
A: After she screams

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Lets see, I'll be 39 next week, what are you doing next week?
Had sex
A: as above
Smoked Pot?
A: I've had smoked salmon, a pot is a bit hard to chew

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Sulfuric Acid

When?
A: Last week

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: They did
Who cooked?
A: They did
Who cleaned?
A: They did

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: The books

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A:

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: become an adult
as a college student?
A: going to college
as a working stiff?
A: still on welfare

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Poison Ivy
If I were, what would I be?
A:

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: As him to come back for a threesome

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Been there, done that

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Star Trek Transporter system

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Hang ups about men

...all men have?
A: Hang ups about women

...with our society?
A: Hang ups about everything

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Plants don't shit on the pavements

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A island

The second?
A: An electric fence

The last?
A: A machine gun

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Charlie Brown

How do people describe you?
A: Medium build, wore a mask, ran down 8th Avenue with my hand bag

How do you describe yourself?
A: Brown eyes (two), Brown hair (many)

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Butchers weekly

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Ones big enough for my feet

Additional Comments
A:


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