Thu Jun 6 13:00:54 1996
Name:
A: Dinky Doo
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like raw meat, especially the human kind
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My brian is too big for my head, sometimes it leaks out of my ears
3 favorite authors
A: Can't read
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Doing nothing and achive zilch for the rest of my life
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:
What is your favorite animal?
A: Ants
Describe it.
A: Black with six legs
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Just before she screams
Jump her?
A: ditto
Dump her?
A: After she screams
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Lets see, I'll be 39 next week, what are you doing next week?
Had sex
A: as above
Smoked Pot?
A: I've had smoked salmon, a pot is a bit hard to chew
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Sulfuric Acid
When?
A: Last week
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: They did
Who cooked?
A: They did
Who cleaned?
A: They did
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: The books
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A:
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: become an adult
as a college student?
A: going to college
as a working stiff?
A: still on welfare
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Poison Ivy
If I were, what would I be?
A:
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: As him to come back for a threesome
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Been there, done that
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Star Trek Transporter system
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Hang ups about men
...all men have?
A: Hang ups about women
...with our society?
A: Hang ups about everything
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: Plants don't shit on the pavements
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A island
The second?
A: An electric fence
The last?
A: A machine gun
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Charlie Brown
How do people describe you?
A: Medium build, wore a mask, ran down 8th Avenue with my hand bag
How do you describe yourself?
A: Brown eyes (two), Brown hair (many)
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Butchers weekly
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Ones big enough for my feet
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