Thu Jun 13 19:37:11 1996
Name:
A: big daddy
Email:
A: psu05522@odin.cc.pdx.edu
Home Page:
A: http://odin.cc.pdx.edu/~psu05522
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i love food. i think i'll marry it...
What is your biggest flaw?
A: chronic goofiness
3 favorite authors
A: bertrand russell, shakespeare, seuss
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: fast cars and access to pharmaceuticals
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: underconfidence
What is your favorite animal?
A: lion
Describe it.
A: eats, sleeps, fucks, ocasionally gets up to roar
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a couple weeks
Jump her?
A: a couple more days
Dump her?
A: depends on if i can talk to her or not
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, nyquil, whipits
When?
A: at night
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: potato broccoli soup, steak
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of them, but i grew out of everthing but deodorant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got shot at because i was skating a ramp in some asshole's backyard
as a college student?
A: got fired for impersonating others on e-mail
as a working stiff?
A: a what?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: banana, very practical
If I were, what would I be?
A: peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: whatever i was doing before i saw them
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: i'm way too stable
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the computer or oprah
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: male dominant society
...all men have?
A: hair loss
...with our society?
A: ignorance
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they don't act like humans
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the world a coke
The second?
A: lots of boxers and disposable dishes
The last?
A: a flowbee
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mom
How do people describe you?
A: cocky
How do you describe yourself?
A: shy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: mountain bike, stereo review
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my hiking boots
Additional Comments
A: sorry if i misspelled anything