Tue Jun 18 11:50:20 1996
Name:
A: trev
Email:
A: trevaskt@eur.disa.mil
Home Page:
A: http://nile.ed.umuc.edu/~mboyd/hci.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is the focus of our existence. I eat to focus.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I always want to do the right thing.
3 favorite authors
A: John Updike, Joyce Carol Oates, Iris Murdoch.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Life can be successful?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Dropping out and getting married.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dolphin.
Describe it.
A: Kinda like a fish.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: It is impolite to wait less than an hour.
Jump her?
A: See above.
Dump her?
A: I don't dump; I *get* dumped.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: Including masturbation? 5
Smoked Pot?
A: Never.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Alcohol.
When?
A: Always.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both, lately.
Who cooked?
A: I did, mostly.
Who cleaned?
A: I did, always.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: What would you like?
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deodorant and conditioner.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dressed up in my mother's clothes and pretended to be a stripper.
as a college student?
A: Drove into Central Los Angeles at 11 pm in a brand-new Chrysler 5th Avenue with another white guy and a 45-caliber on the dashboard, in order to help a welfare mother forge her deadbeat ex-husband's name on a life insurance policy.
as a working stiff?
A: I always come in early.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I would not be a fruit or a vegetable.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Mexican mushroom?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: This happens to me all the time. * sigh *
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Have worked with schizophrenics and cult members.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The silicon chip. (Of all time: quantum mechanics.)
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Thinking that all men have to be The Man of Their Dreams.
...all men have?
A: Men have problems?
...with our society?
A: That men think they have no problems.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: It is hard to sit in the shade of a Chihuahua.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A divorce.
The second?
A: Another wife.
The last?
A: Who needs anything else?
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: I have no idols.
How do people describe you?
A: Reserved, analytical.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Intense, cynical.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Esquire.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Timberland.
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