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Fri Jun 21 14:47:38 1996

Name:
A: tsp

Home Page:
A: http://www.mortimer.com/hfr

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: The whole process of comsuming food is such a waste of time... I hate eating...especially the chewing part...can't stand it

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I tell the truth way too much

3 favorite authors
A: I read so much, I can't remember the specifics anymore

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being happy at whatever you do...getting a job where you can start at 10am

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:

What is your favorite animal?
A: My dogs
Describe it.
A: They have their own distinct individual personalities

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: somewhere between a copule of days and a week
Jump her?
A: Some time after that
Dump her?
A: 1 or 2 years

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Dope, alcohol

When?
A: weekends

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: we both did
Who cooked?
A: we both did
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Breakfast

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel cologne conditioner deodorant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: swiped a car, stripped it and pushed it shell under a bridge
as a college student?
A: Got really drunk, tossed into the tank,
as a working stiff?
A: Used the petty cash fund as my personal beer purchasing fund

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: pear
If I were, what would I be?
A: orange

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Whatever...I wouldn't be upset

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: There's a fine line between pure insanity and pure genius...That's what geniuses are: People who can travel into the world of the insane, gain clarity and then return to the world of the normals

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Computers

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: They can't see the trees because of the forest

...all men have?
A: They can't see the forest because of the trees

...with our society?
A: It's about what people can do for you, not what you can do for people

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Easier to understand

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: My parents mortgage

The second?
A: My own mortgage

The last?
A: Dishsoap

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My family

How do people describe you?
A: Loud, abrasive, to get along with, truthful, honest, loyal. Hard on the outside, pink goo on the inside

How do you describe yourself?
A: Like above, except I really hate the pink goo part

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: My 12 hole DM's

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A:


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