Fri Jun 21 16:30:34 1996
A: Kyla Bruder
A: poor kyla
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: ummmm, what?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i feel great about food. i eat because it is the singular most respectable, elegant and harmless pleasure in the world.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my big face.
3 favorite authors
A: wm shakespeare, you, jane austen
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: comfy shoes, soft bed, clean underwear and popsicle money.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: i once left myself a message, thought it was my friend, Dardn, and accused her of forgetting her own name
What is your favorite animal?
A: i'm afraid i can't.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl.
A: a really long time.
A: i don't dump. i leave that to the men.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: old enough to be absolutely horrified.
A: ooh, twenty-two (i'm blushing).
A: 18 (now i'm really blushing).
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: aforesaid organic substance.
A: usually right before i laugh hysterically and then fall into a profound and dreamless sleep.
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: both, reluctantly but hard nonetheless.
A: i did. i do.
A: he does. ain't it great?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: scrapple and baco bits. i also do a mean chicken-n-dumplin's.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hairspray, i'm ashamed to say, but you've seen my hair.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: behaved myself.
as a college student?
A: see above.
as a working stiff?
A: closed the door to my office and slept under my desk from 10 am to 6:30 pm.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: is this a physical or spiritual connection?
If I were, what would I be?
A: a waldorf salad. sweet, spicy and elegant.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: that's a tough one. knowing me, i'd probably act very nonchalant, but i'd like to think i would do something dramatic like tear at my clothes and throw martinis in their faces.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: because last night i dreamt that elizabeth taylor was cutting my hair and explaining that just because i was getting my hair trimmed didn't mean i wasn't ugly.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i don't know, but i'm sure it's a medical thing.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
A: not understanding menstruation.
...with our society?
A: see above.
Which do you prefer:
A: i have a very small apartment.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: new bookshelves.
A: a vacation.
A: a sofa or a computer.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mother.
How do people describe you?
How do you describe yourself?
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: it's a tie between my suede converse low-tops and my excellent black boots.
A: kyla loves sonic!