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Fri Jun 21 16:30:34 1996

A: Kyla Bruder

A: mikyla.bruder@harpercollins.com

Home Page:
A: poor kyla

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: ummmm, what?

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i feel great about food. i eat because it is the singular most respectable, elegant and harmless pleasure in the world.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my big face.

3 favorite authors
A: wm shakespeare, you, jane austen

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: comfy shoes, soft bed, clean underwear and popsicle money.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: i once left myself a message, thought it was my friend, Dardn, and accused her of forgetting her own name

What is your favorite animal?
A: platypus
Describe it.
A: i'm afraid i can't.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl.
Jump her?
A: a really long time.
Dump her?
A: i don't dump. i leave that to the men.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: old enough to be absolutely horrified.
Had sex
A: ooh, twenty-two (i'm blushing).
Smoked Pot?
A: 18 (now i'm really blushing).

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: aforesaid organic substance.

A: usually right before i laugh hysterically and then fall into a profound and dreamless sleep.

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: both, reluctantly but hard nonetheless.
Who cooked?
A: i did. i do.
Who cleaned?
A: he does. ain't it great?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: scrapple and baco bits. i also do a mean chicken-n-dumplin's.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hairspray, i'm ashamed to say, but you've seen my hair.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: behaved myself.
as a college student?
A: see above.
as a working stiff?
A: closed the door to my office and slept under my desk from 10 am to 6:30 pm.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: is this a physical or spiritual connection?
If I were, what would I be?
A: a waldorf salad. sweet, spicy and elegant.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: that's a tough one. knowing me, i'd probably act very nonchalant, but i'd like to think i would do something dramatic like tear at my clothes and throw martinis in their faces.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: because last night i dreamt that elizabeth taylor was cutting my hair and explaining that just because i was getting my hair trimmed didn't mean i wasn't ugly.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i don't know, but i'm sure it's a medical thing.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: menstruation.

...all men have?
A: not understanding menstruation.

...with our society?
A: see above.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: i have a very small apartment.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: new bookshelves.

The second?
A: a vacation.

The last?
A: a sofa or a computer.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mother.

How do people describe you?
A: short.

How do you describe yourself?
A: tall.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No


What are your favorite shoes?
A: it's a tie between my suede converse low-tops and my excellent black boots.

Additional Comments
A: kyla loves sonic!

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