Sun Jun 23 21:06:08 1996
Name:
A: Adam
Email:
A: asr@geom.umn.edu
Home Page:
A: http://www.geom.umn.edu/~asr/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love good filling food, and eat to stop myself from falling asleep because I haven't eaten.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i'm quite jealous when i shouldn't be
3 favorite authors
A: e. e. cummings, j. d. salinger, issa
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: for me, children, creation of art, love (lasting a breath, lasting forever)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: i forget what day (year) it is
What is your favorite animal?
A: tribbles
Describe it.
A: a fuzzy creature that only purrs and is soft and doesn't otherwise make any noise
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: week, although i'm decreasing
Jump her?
A: three weeks, ditto
Dump her?
A: one point five years on average
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: nope
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: shrooms, acid
When?
A: seasonal peaks
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: "a job ain't nothin' but work"
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta, cereals
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant conditioner aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: wrote with my friend's bodies on a hill that i loved kelly
as a college student?
A: taking acid and falling in love (the same night)
as a working stiff?
A: boinked in someone else's office
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: banana (chiquita)
If I were, what would I be?
A: passionfruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: gather everyone's attention and read a love poem
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I've been called much too sane for my own good, unfortunately.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: transistor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: guile
...all men have?
A: fear
...with our society?
A: ubiquitous uptightness (the need to lighten up)
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: animals make noise and you can't trust them
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: kyoto rock garden, but they'd never sell it
The second?
A: an electric razor
The last?
A: office supplies
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: joe
How do people describe you?
A: quiet, clever, romantic, too quiet
How do you describe yourself?
A: i'd call myself a poet, but i believe in the japanese custom that it can only be applied by others as a term of respect, so i guess i'll just say i'm an emotional weightlifter
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: the sun
What are your favorite shoes?
A: nike air analog
Additional Comments
A: isn't magritte's "the human condition" unbearably beautiful?