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Mon Jun 24 9:34:33 1996

Name:
A: Gentle

Email:
A: gentle@ioa.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.ioa.com/home/gentle/

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: What do I feel about food? Hungry. Food has little emotion for me (okay, chocolate does....) since it's a necessity. However, I AM a vegan so maybe this is all moot.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: indecision

3 favorite authors
A: Neil Gaiman, Robert Jordan, and Lao Tzu

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness, happiness, and happiness. In no particular order.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: short-term memory loss

What is your favorite animal?
A: dog
Describe it.
A: big, playful, loyal, cute

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl...how could you ask that?
Jump her?
A: I don't "jump" anyone.
Dump her?
A: frankly, I'm usually dumped...too eccentric for some...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 21

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: THC, hallucinogens, caffiene

When?
A: as often as possibly without screwing up my life.

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me (notice a pattern here?)

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: gourmet vegetarian entrees....I was a gourmet cook in a restaurant for a bit.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all but zitcream....I went through a hair phase a few years back...

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: listen to my parents too much....thank god for college
as a college student?
A: never listen to my parents....oh, the stories I have....
as a working stiff?
A: wish I listened to my parents....I just started this working stiff thing so I'll get back to you on this field someday...

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Avocado
If I were, what would I be?
A: chocolate truffle? does that count?

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: chat quite animatedly with the girl I'm talking to....I don't get jealous.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: "the fool thinks he's a wise man and the wise man thinks he's a fool" -Chuang Tzu

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: quantum theory and the Cocteau Twins

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: overgeneralize

...all men have?
A: ego-obsessed

...with our society?
A: INTOLERANCE. God, I can't stand that! ;)

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: I don't eat animals...they don't taste as good.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a unpublished phone number

The second?
A: a good accountant

The last?
A: pectoral implants ;)

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: myself

How do people describe you?
A: GAK! what a tough question: Ummm..kind, honest and blunt, intelligent.

How do you describe yourself?
A: intelligent, underestimated, flexible

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Wired

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Birkenstocks

Additional Comments
A: What's interesting, is that you can learn abotu someone by what questions they ask. IT's as if they let down their facades and admit to things surreptitiously that they wouldn't if you outright asked them. Your questions tell me alot about yourself....


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