Tue Jun 25 17:24:36 1996
Name:
A: Chris Roberts
Email:
A: chrisr@a.crl.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.opcode.com/people/croberts
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: uh... yes...
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love FOOD... it is enhanced greatly when one is... uh... altered... I eat for many reasons, flavour, texture, nutrition, appearance, experiminatation... ;-p
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I've got a 3 foot flaw and I'm working on purchasing a 12 foot flaw... but it's not final yet...
3 favorite authors
A: Heinlien
Hofstedter
Suess
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: hmmmm... that is extremely subjective. everyone has their own ideas about success... but, for me I would have to say "I don't know..."
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: A small psychosies left over from several bad trips...
What is your favorite animal?
A: monkey
Describe it.
A: mammal on the large size of small... covered in hair... climbs... swings... eats banana's...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: when the time is right...
Jump her?
A: see previous answer...
Dump her?
A: see prior previous answer...
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 13... but I didn't smoke it again until I was 24...
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, caffine, LSD, mushrooms, cocaine, crystal meth, nitrous
When?
A: almost daily, often, not anymore, not anymore, once, twice, couple of times
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: mostly her
Who cleaned?
A: mostly her
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: I like stir fries and baking...
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: I don't think I've ever used cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: broke into a music store and stole a couple of drum sets
as a college student?
A: I missed college... but if I hadn't I'm sure it would have been kidnapping my history instructor and holding her/him for rasnom...
as a working stiff?
A: get arrestted while on LSD... :-o
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: an extremely ripe and juicy blackberry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: get the video camera and cross my fingers...
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: see one of my previous answers waaaaaaaaaaayyyy up the page...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: micro-computers
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: they are women
...all men have?
A: they are men
...with our society?
A: fear
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I haven't killed any that I've owned....
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I have no fucking idea
The second?
A: music studio
The last?
A: ...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: no one... :(
How do people describe you?
A: a lathargic bundle of energy with 4000 arms, 12000 heads, and one leg...
How do you describe yourself?
A: a tiny speck in our infinate universe
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: lightweight hiking boots
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