webshite/applications submitted

Tue Jun 25 17:24:36 1996

Name:
A: Chris Roberts

Email:
A: chrisr@a.crl.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.opcode.com/people/croberts

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: uh... yes...

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love FOOD... it is enhanced greatly when one is... uh... altered... I eat for many reasons, flavour, texture, nutrition, appearance, experiminatation... ;-p

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I've got a 3 foot flaw and I'm working on purchasing a 12 foot flaw... but it's not final yet...

3 favorite authors
A: Heinlien Hofstedter Suess

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: hmmmm... that is extremely subjective. everyone has their own ideas about success... but, for me I would have to say "I don't know..."

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: A small psychosies left over from several bad trips...

What is your favorite animal?
A: monkey
Describe it.
A: mammal on the large size of small... covered in hair... climbs... swings... eats banana's...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: when the time is right...
Jump her?
A: see previous answer...
Dump her?
A: see prior previous answer...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 13... but I didn't smoke it again until I was 24...

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot, caffine, LSD, mushrooms, cocaine, crystal meth, nitrous

When?
A: almost daily, often, not anymore, not anymore, once, twice, couple of times

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: mostly her
Who cleaned?
A: mostly her

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I like stir fries and baking...

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: I don't think I've ever used cologne

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: broke into a music store and stole a couple of drum sets
as a college student?
A: I missed college... but if I hadn't I'm sure it would have been kidnapping my history instructor and holding her/him for rasnom...
as a working stiff?
A: get arrestted while on LSD... :-o

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: an extremely ripe and juicy blackberry

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: get the video camera and cross my fingers...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: see one of my previous answers waaaaaaaaaaayyyy up the page...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: micro-computers

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they are women

...all men have?
A: they are men

...with our society?
A: fear

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: I haven't killed any that I've owned....

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I have no fucking idea

The second?
A: music studio

The last?
A: ...

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: no one... :(

How do people describe you?
A: a lathargic bundle of energy with 4000 arms, 12000 heads, and one leg...

How do you describe yourself?
A: a tiny speck in our infinate universe

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: lightweight hiking boots

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