webshite/applications submitted

Fri Jun 28 9:53:24 1996

Name:
A: Iscariot

Email:
A: ???

Home Page:
A: ???

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: anonymous, of course

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is fabulous. I eat because, regardless of food's form when it enters my mouth, it always winds up soft and wet and squooshy, which makes me think naughty thoughts that warm my special place...

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I want to be Drue Miller

3 favorite authors
A: Dr. Seuss, Homer, and Mike Park (from Skankin' Pickle)

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being surrounded by people who care. Being able to care about people who are worth it. Having cool toys.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: See "my biggest flaw"

What is your favorite animal?
A:
Describe it.
A:

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Longer than I'd like
Jump her?
A: Ditto
Dump her?
A: Why would I dump her if I wanted to kiss her?

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 17, in a Trans-Am while Bruce Springsteen sang "Born in the USA"
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Pot

When?
A: Not in the past year or so

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Me, mostly
Who cleaned?
A: Us - her, mostly

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Spam

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Thought, for an instant, that I wanted to join the armed services.
as a college student?
A: thought, for an instant, that I wanted to be a law student
as a working stiff?
A: Thought a work ethic would pay off working for a web company

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A red potato
If I were, what would I be?
A: Bok Choy

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Eat a chip and be glad she was having a good time. Am I supposed to be upset -- How pathetic?

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: See above about "Thought a work ethic would pay off working for a web company..."

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Your webpage, of course...

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Asshole men.

...all men have?
A: Being asshole men.

...with our society?
A: The fact that men are trained to be assholes and women are trained to want asshole men. Sort of leaves the rest of us fringe-hangers in the cold, don't you think?

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They're both honest (which places them both above most humans), but animals are more affectionate.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Something yummy.

The second?
A: A present for my mom.

The last?
A: A kickass screaming new system with 4 DEC Alphas and a 21" monitor...

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My mom. Maybe Bertolt Brecht.

How do people describe you?
A: I dunno -- I've never asked.

How do you describe yourself?
A: I try not to. I mean, I already know who I am.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Digital Video, The Economist

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Really old sneakers

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