Fri Jun 28 11:01:38 1996
Name:
A: Paul Schonenberger
Email:
A: pschonenberger@attila.stevens-tech.edu
Home Page:
A: http://attila.stevens-tech.edu/~pschonen
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: Paul
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Guilt free
What is your biggest flaw?
A: perfectionism
3 favorite authors
A: Stephen King, Ann Rice, Robin Cook
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Good job, Good Pay, Good home(family,friends,children,etc)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: joined the Navy
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog
Describe it.
A: loyal
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 2 dates
Jump her?
A: right after she jumps ME
Dump her?
A: when she starts holding on too tight
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 10
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: name it
When?
A: until 6 years ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: Breakfast (mean pancakes), Steak, anything on a grill
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: aftershave, cologne, mousse
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stole my mom's car to meet my fiance for sex
as a college student?
A: I plead the 5th
as a working stiff?
A: no time to be crazy
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I have no idea
If I were, what would I be?
A: delicious !!!!
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: casually wander over, ask my girlfriend if she's having fun, give her a peck on the cheek, then GLARE ominously at the guy.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I have experienced better living through chemistry
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: there have been so many
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: PMS
...all men have?
A: We are pigs
...with our society?
A: HATE, racism
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they are alive an animated and demonstrative
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: house
The second?
A: car
The last?
A: really great computer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my Dad
How do people describe you?
A: intellegint,personable,friendly, well-mannered, chivalrous
How do you describe yourself?
A: about the same
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: WIN NT magazine
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Dock-siders
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