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Humongo Goldfish
12/23/94

There was a HUGE yellow goldfish on the dining table. I looked into its expressive eyes and knew I must get water for it. We filled a large plastic tub full of water and I embraced the fish, which was very trusting, and put it in the tub. I couldn't even get my arms all the way around it.

It was so big it couldn't really turn or anything in the tub, so we wheeled in an absolutely ENORMOUS tub. I held my arms out to the fish and it sort of launched happily in, then I released it in the bigger tub. It joyously dived in but alas, this tub was also not big enough and the fish bonked its nose on the bottom. I realized the only way to make a comfortable home for the fish would be to turn the entire dining room into a fish tank.



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