sonic/hunted!: i slept in
sonic/hunted!: i had a very twisted sorta sexual dream
panic/sleep.: ooh, do tell.
zoe/AJ: do tell sonic
sonic/hunted!: hee hee
dykeboy/jesus entering from the rear: don't ask, don't tell
sonic/hunted!: WELL
neck/I know: tell
sonic/hunted!: i was sleeping and feeling a bit randy
zoe/AJ: iwanna know
sonic/hunted!: and sorta vaguely, through the sleep, thinking i could whack
off since squishy wasn't there
panic/sleep.: randy?
sonic/hunted!: randy=horny
panic/sleep.: i see.
neck/I know: heh
neck/I know: "whack off"
sonic/hunted!: and then i felt something akin to someone touching my thigh
through my jeans
sonic/hunted!: (didn't occur to me that it'd be odd to be sleeping in jeans)
-- #21 Logged on channel 42: jlira/non poofter
panic/sleep.: you classify this as "somewhat sexual" ?
sonic/hunted!: well, it gets pretty weird
neck/I know: shut up nic let her finish
sonic/hunted!: so then i'm enjoying this feeling and the pressure moves to
my twat
jlira/non poofter: hi
jlira/non poofter: ahem bye
-- #21 Left channel 42: jlira/non poofter
sonic/hunted!: and then i put my hand down there, not sure if i was seeing
what the pressure was from or if i was just gonna takeover
sonic/hunted!: ha ha ha!
panic/sleep.: heh.
panic/sleep.: i think you've been riding your bike too much.
sonic/hunted!: and then i felt something grab my hand, in a weird prickly
way, and yanked it up to my face to look at in my blurry half sleep,
and it was a BIG NASTY COCKROACH THAT BIT ME!
dipwick/moue moue: ew, sonic
neck/I know: wow
neck/I know: WOW
zoe/AJ: o;h my god!!! you're dreaming this or it's real???
sonic/hunted!: so i flung it across the room and then bounded out of bed to
squash it, and chased it around the house. it was moving reallly fast
and the house had turned into one i lived in in high school;
zoe/AJ: oh. dreaming
sonic/hunted!: i just couldn't catch up with it. at one point we ran
outside onto a beach
sonic/hunted!: and then back in
sonic/hunted!: finally i got one of those big packing tape dispenser things
and hurled it at the bug. it got stuck on the tape, so i wandered
away, exhausted and disgusted
sonic/hunted!: when i came back i saw that the big nasty bug had like torn
itself off of the tape, and began pursuit again
-- #23 Logged on channel 42: sho/sho
sho/sho: allo.
neck/I know: sheesh
neck/I know: hi sho
zoe/AJ: oooh. Has someone creepy been hitting on you? That could be the
cause of the dream
sho/sho: hey neck
sonic/hunted!: at this point i really forget what happened, there was
something like maybe it turned into a more humanoid figure with a shiny
brown cockroach-shell cape?
sho/sho: I hate it when creepy women hit on me.
sonic/hunted!: isn't that DISGUSTING?!
sho/sho: *shudder*
neck/I know: wow
sho/sho: what? you're not into cockroach carapaces?
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